[parody number 9]

What a brilliant idea. Start a country and let it grow. It may have become so big they could take over East London and the Olympics of 2012.
I'm a citizen, are you?

[DC]

Nah im a b**tard.

[DemonHorse]

shouldn't that be YOU'RE a Ba**ard, as sung by the mighty 'Horse?

[DC]

IIIIII think you'l find you know youre stuff there!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if im going to a country i want it to be a monarchy or a dictatorship. democracy is old...

[DC]

All hail Darren!

[parody number 9]

All hail King Danny I.
Citizens willing to be part of his kingdom in East London : 3928.

[Eddie]

"How to start your own country" was brilliant last night. I think Danny Wallace is great. If you haven't already done so read his books:

* Join me

and

* Yes man

They're both brilliant reads. Yes Man is about a time in his life when he decided he wold only say yes to any request, invitation or anything you could usually say 'yes' or 'no' to and it's hilarious some of the things that happen becuase of this. Join me is about a time when he placed an ad in the local paper which simply said "Join me. To join just send me a passport photograph of yourself". people sent photos and "joined him" but they and Danny had no idea what they were joining. In the end, thousands of people joined so Danny had to devise some sort of thing for his "band of joinees" to actually do.
His other, co-written book "Are you Dave Gorman" is also brilliant but you'll all know about that anyway. Ok , enough of my shameless Danny Wallace promotion.

WATCH NEXT WEEK'S "HOW TO START YOUR OWN COUNTRY" .
(Ok, I had to do one more piece of promotion)

[Sidders]

I thought it sounded very Gorman-esque.

[Eddie]

And of course you'd have been right!

[fish heads]

I'm currently halfway through Join Me - very entertaining stuff

[DemonHorse]

:P IIIIII think you'l find you know youre stuff there!

IIIIIII think you'll find it'd be rude not to when it comes to the 'Horse...
IIII also think you'll also find I'm a bogtrotting chancer.

I didn't see this show but now wish I had.