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By internetmoyles
#177250
Come on - Bring on your best jingles - Friday

Star Wars Premiere Jingle (copyrighted)

Star Wars premieres this week,
Its the 6th one to be made,
Third one in the series,
And Laya gets layed,
However Chris would prefer,
To play with the plastic toys,
Their absolutly A-sexual,
To sell to all girls and boys.

Jay Kay's House Again Jingle (copyrighted)

Were all at Jay Kays house again,
We missed the last train home,
The bus had crashed into a tree,
We had no way to get home,
Carrie and Dominic ran in their shoes,
All the way back to the studios,
But Chris Moyles couldn't be bothered so
Got drunk in Jay Kay's boozer.

Football over jingle (copyrighted)

The football tickets have ran out this week,
The Championship is over,
At least for another year,
Its all we need to cover,
No more Gary Lineker,
or that annoying Garth Brookes,
if hes on the phone next year,
Chris'll punch him in the nose.

Chris Moyles Prize Winners Jingle (copyrighted)

Who has won prizes this year,
From the Chris Moyles show,
Could it be the public,
Who somebody may know,
Course it bloody isn't,
Rachel won that prize,
A couple of Star Wars tickets,
And a pile of childish lies.

<Need to point out - I know Rachel is not that Rachel>
<Copyrighted - 16th May 2005>
By Jono
#177252
Sorry, slightly confused...
By David
#177260
I'm guessing the idea of the topic is to write your own moyles jingles.

To be perfectly honest, there was no point copyrighting them, as no one would steal them.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#177267
this guy even scares me. hes beyond moronic.
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By DemonHorse
#177291
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:this guy even scares me. hes beyond moronic.


Which One?
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By fish heads
#177318
internetmoyles wrote:Ya! Ich bin moronic


It's 'Ja' you moron
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By Lucie
#177322
David wrote:To be perfectly honest, there was no point copyrighting them, as no one would steal them.



Hahahaha! it's funny cos it's true.
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By gregs
#177348
they dont even scan or rhyme or make sense or...

they are shite
By internetmoyles
#177490
No, ya is as good as ja in German.
Du wohne in dem Krankhaus.
By Jono
#177496
He's here all week...
I think his week is almost up though...
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By huckerby6
#177503
internetmoyles wrote:Du wohne in dem Krankhaus.


Spouting off random German phrases isn't that impressive really

Ich habe Fussball mit behinderte Schweiss Kinder gespielt
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By huckerby6
#177511
I am 13 because it is dumm(?)

Seriously how old are you
By internetmoyles
#177514
Ich bin funfzehn und leben.
[That is serious]
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By fish heads
#177516
internetmoyles wrote:No, ya is as good as ja in German.


No it isn't. Although it may sound like "ya" it is actually "ja" or "jah".
By internetmoyles
#177517
Oi, I got 'B' Grade GCSE German two years early.
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By fish heads
#177518
I take it "spell yes in German" wasn't on the paper then
By internetmoyles
#177520
'Ya' is a slang term and is one of five German words beginning with 'y'.
The others being 'Yoga, 'Yucca', 'Ypsilon' and 'Yuppie'
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By fish heads
#177522
"Slang"...gotcha...
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By fish heads
#177527
188x44=8272

Sorry, just showing off I got an A in maths one year early.
By internetmoyles
#177529
Konichiwa.
Yoruwakazokutoresutoranniitesupeinryauriotabemashita.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#177534
fish heads wrote:188x44=8272

Sorry, just showing off I got an A in maths one year early.


i got an A in maths but i couldn't do that in my head.
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By fish heads
#177539
It was on the calculator paper. Although I didn't show my working this time, so marks knocked off

OK thanks, good to know. Does anyone have the cat[…]