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- Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pm
#177250
Come on - Bring on your best jingles - Friday
Star Wars Premiere Jingle (copyrighted)
Star Wars premieres this week,
Its the 6th one to be made,
Third one in the series,
And Laya gets layed,
However Chris would prefer,
To play with the plastic toys,
Their absolutly A-sexual,
To sell to all girls and boys.
Jay Kay's House Again Jingle (copyrighted)
Were all at Jay Kays house again,
We missed the last train home,
The bus had crashed into a tree,
We had no way to get home,
Carrie and Dominic ran in their shoes,
All the way back to the studios,
But Chris Moyles couldn't be bothered so
Got drunk in Jay Kay's boozer.
Football over jingle (copyrighted)
The football tickets have ran out this week,
The Championship is over,
At least for another year,
Its all we need to cover,
No more Gary Lineker,
or that annoying Garth Brookes,
if hes on the phone next year,
Chris'll punch him in the nose.
Chris Moyles Prize Winners Jingle (copyrighted)
Who has won prizes this year,
From the Chris Moyles show,
Could it be the public,
Who somebody may know,
Course it bloody isn't,
Rachel won that prize,
A couple of Star Wars tickets,
And a pile of childish lies.
<Need to point out - I know Rachel is not that Rachel>
<Copyrighted - 16th May 2005>
Star Wars Premiere Jingle (copyrighted)
Star Wars premieres this week,
Its the 6th one to be made,
Third one in the series,
And Laya gets layed,
However Chris would prefer,
To play with the plastic toys,
Their absolutly A-sexual,
To sell to all girls and boys.
Jay Kay's House Again Jingle (copyrighted)
Were all at Jay Kays house again,
We missed the last train home,
The bus had crashed into a tree,
We had no way to get home,
Carrie and Dominic ran in their shoes,
All the way back to the studios,
But Chris Moyles couldn't be bothered so
Got drunk in Jay Kay's boozer.
Football over jingle (copyrighted)
The football tickets have ran out this week,
The Championship is over,
At least for another year,
Its all we need to cover,
No more Gary Lineker,
or that annoying Garth Brookes,
if hes on the phone next year,
Chris'll punch him in the nose.
Chris Moyles Prize Winners Jingle (copyrighted)
Who has won prizes this year,
From the Chris Moyles show,
Could it be the public,
Who somebody may know,
Course it bloody isn't,
Rachel won that prize,
A couple of Star Wars tickets,
And a pile of childish lies.
<Need to point out - I know Rachel is not that Rachel>
<Copyrighted - 16th May 2005>
