I hope he reads Tristram Shandy and Margrave Of The Marshes and makes the bestest, most revolutionarily digressive discourse ever seen! Maybe this will seem less impressive when I've had a good night's sleep, though.
How can he be writing an autobiography already? He's not even reached middle age yet! I suppose if the majority of 8 million listeners buy it then he will be more than happy.
The thing is, does his target audience care about his life and times? I don't envisage teenage chavs being too keen on having to read a book. Maybe he can release a version in picture form full of burberry so they understand.
Quincy wrote:also he has anothe rproject. hes planning to project an image of himself naked on the side of the houses of parliament in a gail porter stylee
Was it not to be projected right across the millenium dome?
Quincy wrote:no get your facts straight you massive mong
No really...I heard it on the grapevine that Blair was to bring in a special bill to allow such a grotesque image to be projected in colour to such a massive audience.
Don't know if I'll buy this, to be honest. I don't mind him talking about his life on the air (and, to be honest, that's what a lot of his shows have been about), but reading about every aspect of his life? Seems a bit much, to me. I'd probably skip all the family and personal stuff and skip straight to bits about his career.
"In my drunken state, I thought it was just a very, very big toilet."
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