[gavo2004]

i got a call from jocelyn this morning to ask me about my life she said dom will ring me in the next few weeks.

have any of you put in for it?


gav

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have no life so i'd be no good.

[Jono]

I don't live on a road as such, so can't see me being of use.

[Betti911]

Nope I'd likely be getting ready for work, driving to work or at work at the time they phoned so don't think I'd be a suitable candidate.

[David]

I wouldnt be out of bed to see out the window for the 7.30 one road travel.

[DC]

I wouldnt be out of bed to see out the window for the 7.30 one road travel.

Same here. Hence why i dont record the show as much as i used to.

[Sidders]

I'm too posh cos I live in a cul-de-sac.

[Adam]

Ooooh get you in your cul-de-sec.

[MK Chris]

I'm too posh cos I live in a cul-de-sac.

If cul-de-sacs were posh, most people round her would be a lord (as in lord of the manor not Mafro's type of lord.)

There is a misconception around here that the village I come from is posh... A mate of mine is convinced that port glasses are really our shot glasses.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i can see the hill from my house so i could report on that... yep its still there.

[Walter Sobchak]

Today's One Road Travel came from Nash Lane in Yeovil, which consists of a few posh houses leading out of yeovil, then a single track lane leading to Nash, which has about 3 houses (and 2 other roads leading to it).
The most exciting thing to happen there would be a tractor might have to reverse to let a car through, but only if the traffic was very busy.

Shame that it must be from your home address, which means you've got to be either unemployed or wealthy enough not to have a proper job.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dont tell anyone but... you could make it up!

[parody number 9]

The team tend to be waivered towards unusual names anyway.

Aled, Conwy United Kingdom.
Chrisswell, Inverclyde United Kingdom.
Dave, Namur Belgium.
Rachel, West Virginia United States.
Carrie, Virginia, United States United States.
Dom, Central, Papua New Guinea Papua New Guinea.

[biggayjohn]

Am waiting for someone to say, it's too dark to see

or

From a council estate, Number 8 is having car trouble this morning, because he petrol pipe was cut last night by a bunch of chavs

[Betti911]

Or report a happy slapping incident live on air.

[biggayjohn]

or someone who lives on a corner, so strictly speaking it would be TWO roade travel

[MK Chris]

Are you the only one who laughs at your jokes normally?

[Quincy]

i bet he lives in a shack and eats small mice during the night

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wouldnt it make more sense to eat the big ones?