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- Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:16 pm
#174058
After a 6 year absence i took the cautious step of re-continuing my sky subscription.
So far i've watched wwe smackdown
'...how about me and you tonight tough guy?'
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last series jack had an addiction to cocaine, this series to filo pastry. some say the plot is lacking danger this time around, but anyone with a partial liking of the stuff will confirm it's a real killer on the waistline.
The real point of this post is to complain about those bloody adverts which are constantly looped on sky 1 plugging a programe starring peaches geldof. Peaches, if younger posters are unaware is the daughter of bob geldof. If your also unaware who bob geldof is and what he has acheived, just imagine darius holding a church fete and you'll get the general crux of the matter.
Showing the screen presence of a patrick keilty maniquin, Peaches is going to reveal to us the REAAAALLL life of a teenager. Get this, princess peaches reckons that when teenagers say to there parents that their going to stay indoors to study, they actually mean there going out clubbing. Annnndd, WAIT FOR THIS they'll probably get off with someone! My god quickly, somebody call the social services!
I hear there going to be some shocking video footage with micheal beurk reporting on a couple of tanked up chavs going at it without contraception.
'These kids couldn't afford a condom because they shoved all there spare change up a cat's arse before shooting it in the nipples with a pellet gun. They need your help'
Thus leading us nicely on to chav aid, in which members of atomic kitten convert their family tax credit into female coils.
we're such a charitable nation. I salute you all.
So far i've watched wwe smackdown
'...how about me and you tonight tough guy?'
24
last series jack had an addiction to cocaine, this series to filo pastry. some say the plot is lacking danger this time around, but anyone with a partial liking of the stuff will confirm it's a real killer on the waistline.
The real point of this post is to complain about those bloody adverts which are constantly looped on sky 1 plugging a programe starring peaches geldof. Peaches, if younger posters are unaware is the daughter of bob geldof. If your also unaware who bob geldof is and what he has acheived, just imagine darius holding a church fete and you'll get the general crux of the matter.
Showing the screen presence of a patrick keilty maniquin, Peaches is going to reveal to us the REAAAALLL life of a teenager. Get this, princess peaches reckons that when teenagers say to there parents that their going to stay indoors to study, they actually mean there going out clubbing. Annnndd, WAIT FOR THIS they'll probably get off with someone! My god quickly, somebody call the social services!
I hear there going to be some shocking video footage with micheal beurk reporting on a couple of tanked up chavs going at it without contraception.
'These kids couldn't afford a condom because they shoved all there spare change up a cat's arse before shooting it in the nipples with a pellet gun. They need your help'
Thus leading us nicely on to chav aid, in which members of atomic kitten convert their family tax credit into female coils.
we're such a charitable nation. I salute you all.
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