What's annoying you today?

[charlalottie]

Pollen. I don't suffer with hayfever that bad but today is ridiculous.

[Nicola_Red]

I know, I couldn't breathe properly when I was on my way in this morning. It's horrible.

[MK Chris]

I've had it quite bad today too.

[a-moron]

Gives me the irrits.

Did you just make a word up?

Irrits (the)-

feelings of irritation.. a scratchy annoyance.. like mild diarrhoea..

*Edit
Spent a good few minutes (any more and you're trying to hard) trying to turn 'Mild diarrhoea' into some kind of amusing shit related bit.

Turns out I couldn't. Must be home time for me.

[Yudster]

Gives me the irrits.

Did you just make a word up?

I may have done - well, I may have used a made up word. I certainly didn't make it up, its a common one around these parts.

[dimtimjim]

Gives me the irrits.

Did you just make a word up?

I may have done

No, you didn't... Bit 'urban' for you though. Fo shizzle.

[Yudster]

Well I don't know about "urban" - the area where I am used to hearing it is about as rural as you can get.

[The Deadly]

There was a pretty brutal murder literally 100 yards from my flat in the early hours of this morning. Poor woman got her throat cut in an underpass. Nothing like that ever happens here so it's a real shocker.

[Yudster]

Its horrible when something like that happens so close to home. Nasty.

Annoying me is having to be at work this week - I have SO much to do elsewhere...

[dimtimjim]

Annoying me is being back at work. Me n Mrs DTJ were at a fancy hotel for a Spa weekend this weekend (her burfday pressy) so I am feeling quite refreshed and pampered, shame to be back to the norm. And what a weekend for it too, loads of ladies all waltzing around in bath robes enjoying a pimms in the sun. Had to leave 'er at the hotel and come to work. Humph.

[dimtimjim]

Got to work, noticed I seem to have lost a button off me shirt - rocking the 'bit-o-belly' look today (eh, ladies! )... Have text someone to see if needle n thread can be brought in for a repair job with the spare one.



Assuming I can find a woman to do it for me.... (learning from DV)



Sorry, but its not sexist until after 08:00.

[Nicola_Red]

Ha! You could ask me, but I'd probably do a worse job than you. Can't sew to save my life. No co-ordination.

[dimtimjim]

Tis all done, and did it myself - with no loss of blood.

[Nicola_Red]

Logged into my flatmate's paypal account (with his permission, he knows I know his password) and found a subscription to eHarmony. I wasn't so much annoyed as just taken aback...I think I've come to believe that he and I will be together forever in some form, and even though I do know that isn't necessarily true, it kinda freaks me out to think about it.

[Yudster]

Annoying me is being too much of a coward to post the reply I had prepared to the post above.

[DevilsDuck]

Awww yuds... Don't be a coward... Be a cow, it's much more fun!

[Nicola_Red]

Annoying me is being too much of a coward to post the reply I had prepared to the post above.

Oh c'mon Yuds, why? is it that you think your opinion would offend or upset me?

[Yudster]

I know damn well it would.

[dimtimjim]

If I could add my thoughts... I read Nic's post and was unsure what the problem was..... eHarmony? Whats wrong with organising singing lessons....?

(or have I not got the right idea of eHarmony?)

[chrysostom]

Slightly off topic, but I'm genuinely annoyed by my inability to ignore women's bodies (if they're appealing to me). Not in a 'sexual assault' type way, there's nothing else behind it other than the urge to look. but my eye constantly gets drawn to various features of a majority of women I see.

It's damn distracting.

[dimtimjim]

Andy, that just prooves you have blood in your veins - nothing more. We are designed to find lady curves appealing, and over the years, trends have developed such that it is deemed acceptable for women to openly display up to 90% of their body, in public. Hence the eye-distraction.

The simple fact is, women are FAR worse then men for 'checking out the opposite sex' when a chance meeting occurs. So, next time you sneak a cleavage peek (which I hasten to add is usually not hidden), don't feel bad - she has for 100% certain checked out your hair/jaw line/stomach/package/shoes....

[chrysostom]

It's not so much guilt - it's just that I don't really have any control over it. And it takes up a LOT of my day.

[Nicola_Red]

I'm exactly the same - I have to stop myself staring at cleavage or legs. The only difference is that women aren't usually suspected of perving at other women, so I kinda get a free pass. I don't do it with men though - I might look at their face or outfit, but not their actual body.

[dimtimjim]

I don't really have any control over it.

I know! Can be so frustrating at times.... But, nature working as its meant to.

[The Deadly]

Am I the only person in the world who gets annoyed by constant Facebook status updates about how much someone loves their boyfriend/girlfriend? I might just be old and miserable but it really gets on my nerves.