GHG - Worst Number 1s

[dimtimjim]

One of the UK's worst No1's ever....



ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[MK Chris]

From the mouth of the monobrowed satan himself....Bill Bailey's arch-nemesis....Chris de Burgh!

I know it is not cool to like anything to do with Chris de Burgh and that song is indeed an atrocious song, but I have to say The Spanish Train is a fantastic song.

I shall have to think about this, but some of the best (worst) ones have already been posted.

[Munki Bhoy]

Ooft, no contest now, dimtimjim wins for me.

[John22]

Get any last entries in now, the poll goes up tomorrow.

[DarroM]

I was going to put down Axel F by Crazy Frog myself because that monstrosity was a fad that went too bloody far and kept Coldplay off the top spot even though I am not a big fan of them either but anything would have been better than that.

Some of the bad ones have been on here already but I absolutely detest this song and hate the band and the worse thing is it spent 15 * weeks at the top.

Wet Wet Wet - Love is All Around

[John22]

Poll is now up...

[bmstinton93]

I had to vote for my own as I bought Crazy Frog and helped it get number one. I'm so ashamed of myself now though.

[slaphead1982]

Spitting Image the Chicken Song......

Oh and anything my Brian Adams, Micheal Jackson or stars on 45. This tough is the worst.

I need some educating. Who are Star 45? I might recognise a track but the name is beyond my knowledge.

[slaphead1982]

I had to vote for my own as I bought Crazy Frog and helped it get number one. I'm so ashamed of myself now though.

Maybe age has something to do with it but....
I don't care what decade it's from. How the hell did the crazy pile of steaming horse manure ever make it to number 1? Please, for the love of god, never let a ring tone ever, EVER get to number 1 again. (Rant over )

[Yudster]

I voted for Nic. Nothing on there is worse than Blobby.

I'm amazed that Celine Dion with My Heart Will Go on (and on, and on....) and Bryan Adams Everything I Do (I Do It All Over You) aren't on the list.

[English Bob]

My vote's for Crazy Frog, hate that with a passion, when it hit the number one spot, my faith in this nation died.

[Bonanzoid]

I refuse to accept that there's anything worse than the Millennium Prayer. At least Crazy Frog has the theme from Beverley Hills Cop (I think) in it.

[Boboff]

I agree, I think the vote to day is fair in that the Frog and Cliff are deserved joint winners of this accolade.

Although I did vote for Whitney!

[Nicola_Red]

I need some educating. Who are Star 45? I might recognise a track but the name is beyond my knowledge.

They were forerunners of the mash-up, they used to just take all the popular songs of the day and string bits of them together in a medley, sung by session singers. They did a Beatles one which I remember vividly. I'm sure it was a travesty but I was too young to recognise that.

[Yudster]

It was Stars ON 45. After them it was Jive Bunny. Then the world ended.

[slaphead1982]

Stars on 45. I just whent onto i-Tunes and you tube to find some tracks. Found them and quit frankly they can stay there. All the tracks just have a clap beat over the top. Mash-ups have to start somewhere I suppose but the method has improved alot since 'Star' where knocking about. And Nicola your right. The beatles one IS a travesty, A fifteen minute travesty at that.

[Yudster]

Stars On 45 was simply terrible.

[John22]

Unsurprisingly we have a winner in Tim...

[Bas]

Can i just say that Slaphead's Lady Gagarin's klezmer stuff is absolutely class.

[dimtimjim]

Whoop! Two wins in as many GHG's....

Will PM you, John22.