What's making you smile/laugh today?

[Munki Bhoy]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

This whole Rangers saga is actually fantastic. I've never been so interested in football in all my days. What makes it even better is that once they've * off - Celtic will have nae competition, so they can * off as well!

It's actually glorious.

I appreciate the irony of those that sing "God Save The Queen" and proclaim to be loyal being brought down by HER MAJESTY'S Revenue and Customs.

Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on there at the moment. I watched a press conference there and it brought up more questions than answers.

[DevilsDuck]

But they are being taken down for stealing money off every single on of us...sounds like the rest of the Scottish to me

[dimtimjim]

Last day in Weybridge. Quite sad, but onwards and upwards and all that jazz.

I got everyone cake. Roll on 11AM! (cake time, for those who didn't put two and two together).

[dimtimjim]

I got everyone cake. Roll on 11AM!

I couldn't wait!!

Also: I got a meeting request for next week, which I declined - when asked why....?

"Morning Jane,

Why? As today is my last day with ******** ******. Well, technically Monday is, but HR have grated me that as annual leave.

I did not appreciate your tones and appalling attitude with me on Tuesday so I decided my time would be better spent seeking ***** work elsewhere and handed in my notice (1 week as per my contract).

Regards,

Tim. "

[Bonanzoid]

No matter how many times I watch it, Dodgeball is an ace film. Rip Torn is outstanding.

[Yudster]

I love that film too - and today I was at Surrey Sports Park in Guildford (baby Yudster had a squash tournament there) and in one of the sports halls adjacent to the courts there was a Premier League Dodgeball fixture going on! Honestly that game is BRILLIANT! So fast, SO aggressive and completely barking mad! I now have to watch the movie again. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[bmstinton93]

This.

[a-moron]

Took me a minute to figure out what the * was going on there but was worth persevering with.

"...I designed a winged tortuous and offered to pay for that, not my face!"



I've even went back a read through it again. It gets better and better.

"Well what am I suppsoed to do now? I've got your face tattooed in my arm!"

"Idk, Give him angry eyebrows or something"

Angry eyebrows or something, brilliant. You couldn't make it up!

Edit---------------
*Well apparently they did make it up. I like that, that amused me a lot. Bonanzoid need not bother with the link *

[Bonanzoid]

This.

It's fake apparently. Still enjoyed it.

[Boboff]

No shit Sherlock.

[Bonanzoid]

You'd be surprised at how gullible so folk are bob.

[Boboff]

Venton! Venton!

Class on top gear last week!

[Bonanzoid]

Top Gear's had some stick saying it's gone downhill, but the last 2 have been ace. The car chase they did with Ray Winstone was proper good.

[a-moron]

To be fair they only said that after the downhill skiing episode.
* Shit, I must be getting pissed because I'm rather proud of that crap joke.

[Boboff]

Badger, Bed.

The Caravan park stuff was excellent.

[chrysostom]

The result yesterday is still making me smile.

Yes it's a one off - and we have a lot of problems, but to beat the best Spurs team in 50 years with Wenger's worst team was brilliant - and provides a very bright spot in what's been a miserable 8 days, both football wise and personally. It's amazing the lift that the result of a football match can give a fan.

[charlalottie]

It made me smile too! Just hoping we pull a similar result in 4 weeks.

[Bonanzoid]

We won the cup noone cares about except the winners. Oh yes.

[chrysostom]

It made me smile too! Just hoping we pull a similar result in 4 weeks.

That's also my birthday. If Spurs somehow get knocked down to 6th that day, it would be one of the best birthdays ever*

*one of my worst being the year that Chelsea knocked us out of the Champions League, which I watched from my bed as I'd decided that was a good day to drink for the first time - which culminated in me drinking an entire bottle of whiskey and throwing up in a screening of 'The cat in the hat'.

[charlalottie]

I had my 18th birthday on the Champions League final that Chelsea were in. How's that for bad?

[bmstinton93]

[Boboff]

Thats like so fake, he's really thin, and thats a Fat suit..........

[dimtimjim]

BOOM! You can't keep a good man down.

I'm back in work people, back up in Sheffield! Only, initially, for a month, but we'll see... My old boss was so flattering using terms like wanting her 'dream team' back together (me n my supervisor), saying she needs to know she has a 'safe pair of hands' on a job. HELL YEAH!

I'm so happy right now I'm gonna have a wee dance in my bedroom! Whoop!!

[DevilsDuck]

Put the plastic sheets down.

Gratz DTJ

[Yudster]

Nice one Tim. Shame its Sheffield, but nice one anyway!