Fantasy Football 2011/12

[bmstinton93]

I presume Sam is Duck

Correct.

[Bonanzoid]

And for those who haven't worked it out (probably very few) I'm Bilbao Baggins. It's pretty obvious given my team is highlighted in the picture.

[a-moron]

I believe John22 is John's Jaguars & Johnny1989 is Stepney Green Rovers. Or it could be the other way about. But I'm sure I've got it right. But maybe not.

[MK Chris]

Johnny1989's surname is Parker I believe, so that would tally with your understanding.

[dimtimjim]

Johnny1989's surname is Parker I believe

Jus' like Spiderman.

[DevilsDuck]

spidermans surname is smith, peter Parker's surname is Parker! Derrrr!

[Yudster]

Spiderman Smith? Really? Zoot is this true?

[DevilsDuck]

...tell her the truth Zoot...

[foot-loose]

Can I be a screaming eagle?




*sets 'em up*

[DevilsDuck]

*looks up screaming eagle*









Badger can answer this one

[dimtimjim]

Can I be a screaming eagle?

You were 24 hours too late for that request. Have to wait until ya birthday or Christmas now...

[a-moron]

Can I be a screaming eagle?

Badger can answer this one

Well for all my sexual prowess even I can't perform this on my own so some of the boys will need to help us out.

Would a Cleveland Steamer suffice?

[Johnny 1989]

I believe John22 is John's Jaguars & Johnny1989 is Stepney Green Rovers. Or it could be the other way about. But I'm sure I've got it right. But maybe not.

Johnny1989's surname is Parker I believe, so that would tally with your understanding.

Yep my surname is Parker, Stepney Green Rovers is my team, sort of wanted to give them a East London Pub Sunday League type name, and as per the position in the table just as bad as an East London Pub Sunday League Team

Johnny1989's surname is Parker I believe

Jus' like Spiderman.

Unfortunately not as I'm too heavy for Spiderman's web, so I'd be a shit Spiderman, probably Antman or something similar.

[foot-loose]

Can I be a screaming eagle?

Badger can answer this one

Well for all my sexual prowess even I can't perform this on my own so some of the boys will need to help us out.

Would a Cleveland Steamer suffice?

I think we both know the answer to that...

[a-moron]

Don't blame you, my diet is very poor with quite a high lager intake so it's probably safer for the both of us.

Whilst browsing UD for a more quaint act of carnal shenanigans for us to partake in I stumbled upon the following.

Cashier Number 4 please...

I'll be honest, I did release a little bit of nose flem in trying to curtail my laughter. I apologise.
And I'm sure it wasn't you who created the entry.

[a-moron]

Shit double post, sorry but I had to share.

Yuds - Massive testicles that barely fit inside your legs.


"Every time I sit on the toilet I have to rest my big yuds on the seat."

Mair bogeys flying out me than a toddler with the cold.

[Yudster]

That would make you bandy legged. As Shakespeare said -

"How now - what manner of man is this
That carries his balls in parenthesis?"

[charlalottie]

Only Yudster could make posts about Urban Dictionary become cultured.

[a-moron]

That would make you bandy legged. As Shakespeare said -

"How now - what manner of man is this
That carries his balls in parenthesis?"

Not me personally, I just lifted the quote.
I'd like to think mine are of average size but can't say I've conducted enough hernia tests to find out accurately.

Only Yudster could make posts about Urban Dictionary become cultured.

She only done it to wheel out her Shakespearean 'balls gag' again.
Old dog new tricks

*Edit* A smiley face was meant to be positioned at the end of my last sentence, thus making it a wee cheeky comment rather than a rather obnoxious looking one.
Apologies big bawster

[Bonanzoid]

To go off on a tangent, Liverpool aren't playing in this week's fixture list due to the Carling Cup Final. I thought I'd be nice and warn people.

[Yudster]

She only done it to wheel out her Shakespearean 'balls gag' again.
Old dog new tricks

*Edit* A smiley face was meant to be positioned at the end of my last sentence, thus making it a wee cheeky comment rather than a rather obnoxious looking one.
Apologies big bawster

Chheky or obnoxious, fact remains its completely true. I simply LOVE that quote and yes, I WILL wheel it out at any and every opportunity.

[foot-loose]

Don't blame you, my diet is very poor with quite a high lager intake so it's probably safer for the both of us.

Whilst browsing UD for a more quaint act of carnal shenanigans for us to partake in I stumbled upon the following.

Cashier Number 4 please...

I'll be honest, I did release a little bit of nose flem in trying to curtail my laughter. I apologise.
And I'm sure it wasn't you who created the entry.

Ahh Kevin. Happy memories. He's still got my watch...

[a-moron]

Brownwich Mean Time?

[a-moron]

Back on top!

Expecting a good score this weekend, which will probably culminate in a new points low for the season.

[Johnny 1989]

Oops wrong thread