What's making you smile/laugh today?

[foot-loose]

Mind and get her to double bag it Ben - you dinna want her gettin you preggers.

[Yudster]

Her name is Moby.

[a-moron]

She was a show whale.

[DevilsDuck]

she had algae in her blow hole and barnacles down to here

[MK Chris]

She would breach and do the tail-slap.

[chrysostom]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-17011462

long distance? she's on the other side of the country to you ben!

[DevilsDuck]

While she tried yo be a starfish, Zoot tended the bar

[dimtimjim]

I just handed my notice in (see Annoyed thread)

making me smile.... I mentioned in other post in my work I have a fairly good USP..... the first question HR dept here asked me was:

'would I consider going on Garden leave for a month to allow them time to find me another position in a different team?'.



We'll see....

[bmstinton93]

Oh the banter...!

[Nicola_Red]

long distance? she's on the other side of the country to you ben!

That doesn't always stop people!

[Boboff]

Were you the Nicola with red hair and a Vegan on Come Dine with me the other night?

If so, nice wrack....

[dimtimjim]

wrack 1
n.
1. Destruction or ruin.
2. A remnant or vestige of something destroyed.


wrack 2
n.
1.
a. Wreckage, especially of a ship cast ashore.
b. Chiefly British Violent destruction of a building or vehicle.
2.
a. Dried seaweed.
b. Marine vegetation, especially kelp.

Which of these did you mean...?

[Nicola_Red]

No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

[Boboff]

* pedants.......

[Bas]

No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

This post is pointless with pictorial evidence.




















Oh come on, you know someone was going to be crass enough to ask. It may have well have been me,

[Nicola_Red]

No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

This post is pointless with pictorial evidence.

Oh come on, you know someone was going to be crass enough to ask. It may have well have been me,

Oh, they've all seen it already. PM me your email address *sigh*

[yummytummy]

Chris and Andi on the twit vid thing they are doing tonight

[Bas]

No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

This post is pointless with pictorial evidence.

Oh come on, you know someone was going to be crass enough to ask. It may have well have been me,

Oh, they've all seen it already. PM me your email address *sigh*

Don't sigh, i'm sure its very impressive.
People won't judge you on the magnificence of your cleavage.




That's a lie, men will.

[Nicola_Red]

The sigh was just cos I'm surprised there are still straight men here who don't realise that they can just ask for the pic!

[Bonanzoid]

The sigh indicates reluctance.

[bmstinton93]

The sigh was just cos I'm surprised there are still straight men here who don't realise that they can just ask for the pic!

You may as well just put it as your avatar.

[dimtimjim]

Or maybe as part of ya Sig? A clicky link perhaps?!

I dunno... Jus' tryin' to 'elp.

[Nicola_Red]

No, then I wouldn't have control over who sees it! I'm not having any old non-regular gawping. I think Bas just doesn't realise I'm serious. Bonanzoid, you must have already seen it, have you not...?

[Yudster]

The sigh indicates reluctance.

An insight there I think.

[dimtimjim]

I'm not having any old non-regular gawping.

I think its good you have standards on it.

Girl power.