Newbies- Introduce yourself

[bmstinton93]

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

* off ya wee tit-wank, I'm nice to my fellow new people. You're the cheeky wee jizz rag who tells them all to piss off to UM. Tell you what Ben, you ever cross my path I'm booting you right in the stanes

I was nice to this one...

We spoke in the chat room yesterday.

[Bonanzoid]

She pinned him down and farted in his face, hence the pink eye.

Looks more purple or red. Must have been one nasty fart.

[a-moron]

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

* off ya wee tit-wank, I'm nice to my fellow new people. You're the cheeky wee jizz rag who tells them all to piss off to UM. Tell you what Ben, you ever cross my path I'm booting you right in the stanes

I was nice to this one...

We spoke in the chat room yesterday.

*Drops mouse on floor*

*Wonders why the * he was holding a small rodent*

*Returns to PC*

Good for you Ben, were they female and were they of a similar age to you?

She pinned him down and farted in his face, hence the pink eye.

Looks more purple or red. Must have been one nasty fart.

Indeed, damn near blew his eye clean out the socket.

[bmstinton93]

Good for you Ben, were they female and were they of a similar age to you?

1 out of 2 isn't bad I suppose.

[Bonanzoid]

Good for you Ben, were they female and were they of a similar age to you?

1 out of 2 isn't bad I suppose.

There's this morning's revelation. Ben likes boys his own age.

[bmstinton93]

It was the other way round...

[a-moron]

Another revelation. Ben likes it the other way round.

[bmstinton93]

You big bully...

[Bonanzoid]

It was the other way round...

Don't spoil my fun, I wanted to be clever. I iz dead smart like me.

[a-moron]

You big bully...

Gie us your dinner money and I'll let you away with a dead arm and a fuzzy nugget.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm a male skirt wearer too, but what the nipples is a fuzzy nugget?

[bmstinton93]

I'm getting bullied by 2 Scottish people?! It should surely be the other way round...

[a-moron]

Re: Fuzzy Nugget.

Take one geek/nerd/walter the softie, place in outward facing head-lock, take knuckles and rub top of head furiously. End result = Fuzzy Nugget.

[Bonanzoid]

That's a noogie!

Wouldn't worry about it Ben, our colloquialism dispute might buy you some time...you nitwit.

[a-moron]

That's a noogie!

That's a dyslexic Goonie, not a form of head torture. Noogie sounds like the soft centre of a Mars bar. Whit a pish name. Fuzzy Nuggets all the way. Fuzzy nugget could also be used to describe someones lady garden a week after the immac treatment.

[Bonanzoid]

It sounds like the centre of a Mars bar if you pronouce 'nougat' like a twat. I thought it was universally known as a noogie, but obviously not. Still, my slang's better so get that roon ye!

[a-moron]

Baws to yir slang being better. And anybody that uses the term 'twat' to describe someone is no trying hard enough. Surely I'd be a pie or a fanny, much better than twat. Twat sounds like an Englishism if ever there was one. That hard A sound it has to it doesn't suit us.

[bmstinton93]

What about jizzer?

[a-moron]

Is he no in Top Gear?

[bmstinton93]

Yeah, and he does lie detector tests on ITV.

[a-moron]

Generally regarding peoples wayward jizz.

[Yudster]

If any newbies want to join this increasingly silly conversation, feel free, but somehow I think they will take one look and run off. Possibly to UM...

And I don't fart. My system is more efficient than that.

[Bonanzoid]

An elaborate system of weights and pullies that subtly release flatulence in a surreptitious manner?

[Yudster]

No. I have a healthy digestion which has minimal by-products. I didn't hurt Foot Loose, its all make up. He's a big jessie.

[The Deadly]

Hi my name is Nathan and I am 29 from Bracknell, Berkshire.

I like the Chris Moyles show and I am in love with Dom but I am straight.

Love and kind regards.