Newbies- Introduce yourself

[bmstinton93]

You do post crap. I agree with Yuds, you are weird.

[Yudster]

I'm revising my opinion. Weird isn't necessarily stupid.

[R94N]

Seems a bit harsh.

[foot-loose]

You be careful mister.
I may be younger than you but i have a fiery temper, that is the same colour of my red, SCOTTISH hair!!!!!!
Anyone who peeves me off, will have to either endure a reply in french, or the best language in the world , SCOTTISH GAELIC!!!!!!!

Why would you reply in a language which the vast majority of the world don't understand? Or worse, in Gaelic?

[Yudster]

I refer you to my last post on the subject.

[Wykey]

You be careful mister.
I may be younger than you but i have a fiery temper, that is the same colour of my red, SCOTTISH hair!!!!!!

Red hair = Norse = Wyking hair.

You're welcome.

[a-moron]

God don't open that can of angsty mentalness again Wyk. Like a tartan cape wearing Shetlandmanian Devil so she was. Spouted more pish than the Wembley urinals after a cup final.

[Yudster]

She was no fun, she went away when she realised she couldn't shout louder than us. She should have tried harder.

[a-moron]

She was no fun, she went away when she realised she couldn't shout louder than us. She should have tried harder.

Is that her punishment exercise for this evening. 100 lines 'I should have tried harder' or just the obligatory school rules till you run out of paper.

[Yudster]

I don't know, I never had to do lines.

[DevilsDuck]

Was that because they hadnt invented writting by the time you left school?

[/bmstinton93]

[a-moron]

No, it was just pointless trying to do lines using chalk and slate. You just ended up rubbing out your previous work with your sleeve.

[DevilsDuck]

Yuds...are you a lefty?

[Nicola_Red]

She was no fun, she went away when she realised she couldn't shout louder than us. She should have tried harder.

She's easily offended as well!

[DevilsDuck]

I am going to read that as "She's easily offended as well!" like Yuds! I’m sure that’s how you meant it Nic!

I think that is mean Nic and I think someone in your position of authority should leave poor defenceless people like Yuds alone

We all know Yuds can’t stand up for herself!

You're mean!

*stirs*

[Nicola_Red]

I am going to read that as "She's easily offended as well!" like Yuds! I’m sure that’s how you meant it Nic!

I think that is mean Nic and I think someone in your position of authority should leave poor defenceless people like Yuds alone

We all know Yuds can’t stand up for herself!

You're mean!

*stirs*

Ha! Yes, that's exactly what I meant. Poor, weak Yuds.

[Yudster]

I know. I need protection from all you bullies. You're all so mean...

[foot-loose]

Um, why are people feeding her? You know what happens.

[DevilsDuck]

???

EDIT: by the way foots...you've got red on you!

[X-Meany-X]

** New **
Hello

- Took the plunge....X

[DevilsDuck]

Welcome...don't feed the yuds!

[bmstinton93]

Or felch the foots.

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

[Yudster]

Welcome...don't feed the yuds!

Its not necessarily a bad thing.

[DevilsDuck]

Tell that to foots

[a-moron]

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

* off ya wee tit-wank, I'm nice to my fellow new people. You're the cheeky wee jizz rag who tells them all to piss off to UM. Tell you what Ben, you ever cross my path I'm booting you right in the stanes

Welcome...don't feed the yuds!

Its not necessarily a bad thing.

Tell that to foots

She pinned him down and farted in his face, hence the pink eye.