The Beautiful People Thread

[foot-loose]

Every message board I've ever been on always has at least one thread where people just post pictures of hot people. And they're never started by me.

Allow me:

Mr Dyer. The Neddy chavvy one:

The guy who played Sick Boy in Trainspotting and who's now in that new American Programme Eli Stone does it for me.

Sickboy / Jonny Lee Miller:





Feel free to add your own. No porn.

[Sunny So Cal]

No to the top one. Yes to the bottom one.

[foot-loose]

No to the top one. Yes to the bottom one.

... if I had a pound for every time I heard that, I wouldn't be charging enough.

[TIAL]

Here's a starter for 10.

[foot-loose]

Is that Jayne? As in Daves wummin?

She looks like the lass from the Big Breakfast - Denise Van Outen is it?

[Munki Bhoy]

I meant Topher's thread was the thread, but this thread is now the thread too. Oh well.

I'm not complaining you understand, I appreciate eye candy as much as the next person!

[foot-loose]

How can we have a thread for hawt people with a title "Happy Birthday Topher?"

That's the sorta pish that Vi... um... That's the sorta pish that the one we shall not talk of would have come out with.

[Sunny So Cal]

Voldemort?

[Andy B]

Marylin Manson?

[foot-loose]

Yes. Marylin Manson is well known for starting threads on who he would like to pump with the thread title "Happy Birthday Topher".

Voldemort has been destroyed.

[Sunny So Cal]

Spoiler.

You need to post more men. There's a ridiculous overabundance of women's photos.

[Andy B]

My missus likes the guy out of Nip-Tuck who was also Balthazar in Charmed.

[foot-loose]

Get yer finger out* and do it yerself then.

Both literally and metaphorically.

[Andy B]

iPhone. Can't. I'm not that fussed on him anyway.

[foot-loose]

I was talking to Sunny. I hear your iPhone woes. Shit aint it?

[Andy B]

No. Just because I can't post pictures doesn't mean it's shit. There are plenty of things it can do.

Do you not like it then?

Oh and you can never go wrong with a bit of Kylie.

[TIAL]

Oh and you can never go wrong with a bit of Kylie.

TIAL delivers.

[foot-loose]

I was being sarcastic.

A bit like you no doubt were...

[Ezza]

Zac Efron


Russell Howard


Noel Fielding


Jonathon Rhys Mayer


Johnny Depp


Ant


Dermot O'Leary


Colin Murray


mmmmmmm.

[S4B]

Unconventional I know but Oh My God!

I will add more as the mood takes me

Strangely in these pics they both have facial hair - something I detest!

[Sunny So Cal]

Ez, thanks! However (in order) no, no, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, no.

S4, can't see your 1st one? Who was it.

Get yer finger out* and do it yerself then.

Both literally and metaphorically.

Oh, if you insist:

John Hannah


Alex Rodriguez



Harrison Ford


George Clooney


And, naturally, any time George Clooney comes up, one naturally thinks of...Christopher Moyles>>>


Cary Grant


Ewan McGregor


Gerard Butler


Clive Owen


Jeremy Northam


Colin Firth


Pierce Brosnan


In keeping with the Bond theme -- Daniel Craig


Sean Connery


Robbie Williams


Random fella in this beautiful ad!


Richard Armitage


Ha. And here's 2 opposite ends of the spectrum!

David Jason


Daniel Radcliffe


Plus all the previous ones that have been posted and I said "yes" to

[Ezza]

I am liking Gerald Butler. I just realised I who I forgot.

Dominic Cooper


I couldn't find a nice picture of him topless. Mmmmmm, he looks good topless.

[rustybike]

Sickboy / Jonny Lee Miller:

What the hell is wrong with his head? It's huge!

Sunny, you have an excellent taste - you almost pushed me over to the dark side.

Topher, Katie Holmes? Really? Even with the stupid and annoying tougue-poking-when-I-smile thing?

Here are my treats for the day (my others have already been listed):

James McAvoy



Angelina Jolie



P!nk



A bit obvious, but still a yes.

Demi Moore

[Yudster]

Oh Richard Armitage and Demi Moore in the same thread - my fantasy is SO close!

[Andy B]

I look just like Brad Pitt. Everyone says so.