Various Sound Bytes

[richardtomlinson]

I realise that a couple of the following have already been clipped and are available for download from a number of different threads, but I thought i'd do a few more and list them all together in one place for your audible enjoyment:

David Gest: "Hello"
Days Of The Week: "Monday"
Days Of The Week: "Tuesday"
Days Of The Week: "Wednesday"
Days Of The Week: "Thursday"
Days Of The Week: "Friday"
(Davina's daughter) Holly: "International Radio 1"

Amy (on CPC): "Loser!"

Dave: "Would You Like Me To Try Some?"
Dave: "It Feels Quite Hard!"
Dave: "Is It Meat?"
Dave: "Do You Want Me To Taste It?"
Dave: "Doesn't Feel Nice"
Carrie: "Eat It, Dave!"

"Good Morning, Hillary Clinton"
"Good Morning, Barack Obama"
Zane Lowe: "Get The Juice!"
Jayne: "Pig Feet"
Jayne: "Monkey Man"
Charley: "Are You The Runner, Darling?"
"He's A Robot And He Doesn't Like Girls"
"Knickers Saves The Day - My Knickers?"

Hiro from Heroes: "Ah, Waffle!"
Hiro from Heroes: "Yatah!"
Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister): "Oh, Great"
Richard Woolfe: "Come On, Get In"
Simon Cowell: "No"
Louis Walsh: "I'm Going To Say Yes"
X-Factor Audition: "No Way"
X-Factor No Way Audition Exit
Billie Piper: "You're Amazing, Love You"
Billie Piper: "You're Amazing"
Billie Piper: "Love You"
Carrie: "I Used To Do It With My Sister, With An Empty Lemonade Bottle" [1]
Carrie: "I Used To Do It With My Sister, With An Empty Lemonade Bottle" [2]
Keith Chegwin Lemonade Bottle Jingle
Keith Chegwin: "Wa Hey!"
Man Ezeke Reggae Jingle
Paul Turner Drop: "Come On Everybody, Let's All Go To Norwick
(Paul's daughter) Gwyneth Turner Drop: "Hi, This Is Gwyneth ..."

Rob DJ: "And What Have You Got?"
Rob DJ: "Fan Dabby Dozey"
Rob DJ: "Fan Dabby Dozey" stutter
Rob DJ: "Rob Dog, General Bizzle Quizzle"
Rob DJ: "Snizzle My Quizzle, You Mother"
Rob DJ: "Super Duper"
Rob DJ: "Take Your Time, It's Your Game"
Rob DJ: "Wassup!"
Rob DJ: "When I Say Pub, You Say Quiz"
Borat: "When I Say Pub, You Say The Quiz"
Borat: "When I Say Pub, You Say The Quiz ... Pub ... Pub ..."

[Andy B]

How does one turn these into a soundpak for the sound machine...which I still love after all these years!

[Console]

Creating Your Own SoundPaks

[Andy B]

Cheers for that....however, just cos I post one picture doesn't mean I've stopped being lazy....I'd much rather just have someone do it all for me so I can download it later....it's too much like work.

Builders love me when I have to call them out...I even considered calling an electrician cos I was too lazy to change a lightbulb...I would have had to go to the shops to get one and sparks carry them all the time.

[Console]

I even considered calling an electrician cos I was too lazy to change a lightbulb...

You considered it? Presumably until you realised that calling an electrician would involve getting up, looking for a phone book, searching for a suitable electrician, getting the phone, ringing them and when they arrive you'd have to get up and let them in, show them to the bulb and then reach into your pockets and pull out some heavy money and slide your hand towards theirs to give it to them before finally sitting back down to rest and noticing that the light is off and having to get up again to turn it on. Better to leave it broke I say.

[Andy B]

Indeed I just moved a lamp from upstairs down to the living room....and the TV gives off a lot of light...Plus in the day I open the curtains.....

[trickymahonia]

[quote="richardtomlinson"]I realise that a couple of the following have already been clipped and are available for download from a number of different threads, but I thought i'd do a few more and list them all together in one place for your audible enjoyment:

Thanks for those

[MK Chris]

I am mesmerised by that avatar.

[ladbroke]

Builders love me when I have to call them out...I even considered calling an electrician cos I was too lazy to change a lightbulb...I would have had to go to the shops to get one and sparks carry them all the time.

Nice work with the laziness Andy B, loving your style. Honest to god if it wasnt for work I would spend my entire life dressed in only t shirt and boxers, mooching around the house. I like to mooch!

[Andy B]

You'd get dressed in a T-shirt....dressing gown and slippers for me!

I'm a firm believer that work expands to fill the time available so when my missus asks me to unload the dishwasher on my day off I need about 8 hours preparation time than 2 hours to actually do it in between my various breaks "That's the plates done..time for a fag!".

I still get shouted at though. she expects the house to be as tidy as she left it that morning even though I explain to her it can't possibly remain that tidy because I'm there doing things....so I spend all day in bed playing playstation and she still moans at me for not getting up.

Honestly you can't win with women.

[S4B]

Honestly you can't win with women.

You can! You just need to know which buttons to press

[Andy B]

Honestly you can't win with women.

You can! You just need to know which buttons to press

And I certainly do!I got a remote control for women for Xmas - Bloody mute buttons's broken though!

[S4B]

Ha! You're obviously not pushing the right button then!

[markool89]

is there a button on that remote that says "G"?!!

[S4B]

No Mark that particular button is only for talented men to find

[foot-loose]

Never ever press the red button.

[S4B]

Agreed Footy

[foot-loose]

... cos the interactive features take AGES to load.

[S4B]

Depends on whether you are patient enough for the joys that waiting brings!

[richardtomlinson]

At the top of this thread, i've now added some clips from when Dave was taking the taste test on 18/06/2008.

[leothemack]

Thanks for this

[The Deadly]

That has to be a record breaking thread bump.

[Nicola_Red]

I've uploaded a bunch of these to the vault - all under either Catchphrases or Jingles.