The official 'Ask Aled' thread (Part Eight)

[Stimpy]

So we've had one poster who is a possible mail hack, and now we've got littlejohn himself posting.

Oh blumming heck - no I'm not from the Mail (I don;t like it) or littlejohn (who I like ONLY because he is anti-PC

but you've dug your hole and still got a hold of your spade.

erm.... yeah ok.

Would you believe it, there are gay people who don't enjoy anal? There are also those who are exclusively tops and those who exclusively bottom. I could draw a diagram, but I presume you get the picture.

This is where I was sort of leading - although it's not the best forum to ask it - but it did go with the bum-de-bum code crack. I wonder what the percentage is? Morbid curiosity - I'm not thinking of taking part!!!

One of the many things I like about the show is that gayness is just treat like its another part of someone's character, there's no promotion or denegration of it, it's just treat as normality. As it should be. And that means that gay life takes equal place with straight life.

Hmm - I don't think it's normal. In the same way as having one leg wouldn't be normal. Not wrong - that's opinion based - just not the norm.

If it bothers you that much, then something wrong

Hmm, it's not consuming my life - just that I noticed someone picked up on it in this thread.

[corsaboi]

there's not an adequate facepalm picture in all of internet land for this.

I'm just gonna refer to Aled's post, who kinda summed things up quite succinctly.

[MK Chris]

It does sound like coffee at your house is an enlightening experience. I'm slightly worried how well you know Topher and Cat.

Not that well, but my guess would be that they don't do anal. Topher would be far too scared to suggest it.

I have stated on numerous occasions on here that it doesn't interest me anyway. I'm an oral man myself...

Oh blumming heck - no I'm not from the Mail (I don;t like it) or littlejohn (who I like ONLY because he is anti-PC

There is no reason good enough for liking that foul excuse for a man.

[Stimpy]

I'm not a prude or a Daily mail reader or anything - but sex and sexuality is hardly a great topic over the breakfast or while you struggle into work on the M25. Talking about bumming is another level, I make sure I'm not eating anything at the same time as the 'reminder'

Of course most of the above is the good ole 'IMHO'

And that post makes it all the more important that we do talk about it. IMHO of course.

I think there's a time and a place for everything. I'm sure it's not the breakfast show (use of 'sure' makes it IMHO!!). Late C4 maybe.

Assumping this is the genuine Aled (and there's no reason why it's not) I do prefer the days when you didn't have to make it part of the show to keep reminding us. Actually I remember the missus and me saying 'he is' and 'nah! hes not'. That was before we got married so that makes it over half a decade ago. I won the argument in the end because of your 'announcement'- which spoiled the argument if you get what I mean - It's more interesting NOT to know and I think it shows strength NOT to have to tell millions of us (it's none of our business). I'm Welsh btw (Cymro) and I always thought that there were none in any village. Now they're all coming out (I'm a rugby fan so you'll probably know what I mean). Flippin' eck.

My point - I really preferred it when you didn't need to tell us. Surely 'we're used it' by now (as the saying goes) so I was disappointed when it became part of the show. Now I cringe when it's raised. Again.

[Stimpy]

A lot of passive-aggressive rhetoric that I can't be bothered to trawl through to find the bit I want to comment on

I know a few gay couples,and I know lots of straight couples. None of the gay couples I know does anal, loads of the straight couples do. I wonder if you're actually more misogynist than homophobic. Or something else.

When did I say the passive-aggresive thing? Not on this thread. Confused.
I must say I know of only one person who said they did it that way. It's not really a topic that can easily be drifted too.

"misogynist/homophobic."

I was just raising the subject - that's all. And I'm not scared of gays. Needles? Yes. Gays - hardly. Being pistol whipped with a daffodil doesn't fill me with fear.
If you want to know my personal opinion on the subject - let me give a similar situation which I hope you'll recognise in this context. I hate socialism. I can't stand the left. I totally disagree with it. But I don't hate socialists etc. I even have a friend who knows a socialist

[Stimpy]

A lot of passive-aggressive rhetoric that I can't be bothered to trawl through to find the bit I want to comment on

I know a few gay couples,and I know lots of straight couples. None of the gay couples I know does anal, loads of the straight couples do. I wonder if you're actually more misogynist than homophobic. Or something else.

hahaha do you?

Yup - this is all my fault.

Sorry.......

[Stimpy]

Oh blumming heck - no I'm not from the Mail (I don;t like it) or littlejohn (who I like ONLY because he is anti-PC

There is no reason good enough for liking that foul excuse for a man.

Aw come on! Anyone who's good at irritating so many 'up themselves' sorts and simply winding up the PC brigade must have at least one attribute to their name (in this case only one).

People here are not PC-friendly are they?

I don;t mean the opposite of byw

[Emmy]

Wow, I honestly didn't think there were many people like you around anymore, especially not within the general age-bracket of listeners to the Chris Moyles Show. I feel that I now understand the comment Chris made today about Aled complaining that people are often 'mean' to him on the text a little more. Although I hope he doesn't have to put up with reading too many texts filled with the above kind of nonsense.

A 'Gay Interest Show' sounds like quite a good idea actually. Maybe instead of a 'Guests Week', or a show where they all bring a game to the table, they could explore this idea. It could be filled with items on where to find the cheapest woo-woos, how to make the best use of your Dove Body Silk, and of course, a special feature on the ins and outs of bumming. You'd love it I'm sure, and you'd be able to take the credit for inspiring the whole show too.

[MK Chris]

Aw come on! Anyone who's good at irritating so many 'up themselves' sorts and simply winding up the PC brigade must have at least one attribute to their name (in this case only one).

People here are not PC-friendly are they?

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Here is Johann Hari laying into him for the lies he spreads:

[bmstinton93]

Aled can you stop all the cheesey crap that r1 play. keema nann wave the flag. please get rid of that crap

I hope he keeps it on just cause of that Appalling grammar. What is keema nann wave the flag!? Its actually quite a good song anyway even if it is slightly outdated. And I haven't heard it for ages anyway.

[McGuinness-89]

Jeepers this thread has become a bit odd over the past few pages.......Dave back on monday do ya think Aled?

[Johnny 1989]

Aw come on! Anyone who's good at irritating so many 'up themselves' sorts and simply winding up the PC brigade must have at least one attribute to their name (in this case only one).

People here are not PC-friendly are they?

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Here is Johann Hari laying into him for the lies he spreads:

Richard Littlejohn is a complete & total *, nothing nice about him at all.

[neebs]

Re Stimpy's point:

Twice Aled has played Sam's "Would I lie to you?" game.

Twice Aled had as his lie that he's kissed a girl, emphasising afterwards how he's never kissed a girl.....

Wht is that necessary? Did Dave and Dom ever feel the need to tell us how they've never kissed a boy, ever?
Obviously plenty of Guardianistas on here that's for sure....

[neebs]

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Can you show evidence of this?

Do you have an issue with someone being proud to be British, white and straight?

[Emmy]

Re Stimpy's point:

Twice Aled has played Sam's "Would I lie to you?" game.

Twice Aled had as his lie that he's kissed a girl, emphasising afterwards how he's never kissed a girl.....

Wht is that necessary? Did Dave and Dom ever feel the need to tell us how they've never kissed a boy, ever?
Obviously plenty of Guardianistas on here that's for sure....

I'd be inclined to believe that Aled just has a very poor imagination and therefore finds it difficult to think up plausible lies. And that's one example, taken from the last couple of months or so, of him making it into a 'gay interest show' (TM stimpy) out of the whole five years of the breakfast show. It hardly proves the point.

I don't read the Guardian, although I have just admitted in another thread that I read the Daily Mail online. Now that's embarrassing.

[Johnny 1989]

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Can you show evidence of this?

Do you have an issue with someone being proud to be British, white and straight?

Richard Littlejohn has always been know as an ignorant *, he had a show on Carlton London (back when ITV had regions & regional programmes), every other week people would walk off the show. He's up there with John Gaunt who's very similar to him.

[MK Chris]

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Can you show evidence of this?

Do you have an issue with someone being proud to be British, white and straight?

I have no problem with patriotism per se, in some measure (supporting your country in sporting events, for example), but being proud to be white is out and out daft and brazenly racist. Why should you be proud of something over which you have no control? White people are no better than black people and Littlejohn uses blatant lies to enforce his bigoted and hostile views - and with that post, have demonstrated that you yourself are either bigoted or ignorant.

(PS - I know this shouldn't be in here and I apologise, but I like exposing people's ignorances... any chance this section can be split off into Ramble?)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I don't think anyone "wins" these kind of debates and I don't think this thread is the place for it but "why should you be proud of something over which you have no control?" is a rubbish question. It will lead to having to justify everything from gay pride events to why you are proud of a football team. Littlejohn never enters my world as I don't read or watch the things he does but clearly he does have some people agree with him and the way to do things in my mind is educate people rather than attack them as they enjoy whinging about being persecuted and "the PC brigade" to cover what is, in fact, hateful bile.

[Stimpy]

Wow, I honestly didn't think there were many people like you around anymore, especially not within the general age-bracket of listeners to the Chris Moyles Show. I feel that I now understand the comment Chris made today about Aled complaining that people are often 'mean' to him on the text a little more. Although I hope he doesn't have to put up with reading too many texts filled with the above kind of nonsense.

Don't you think you're being a little - say - oversensitive? I hardly said "Oi! all poofs are going to hell and we should do our best to trip them up on the street whilst puddle dodging and being bad with colours just to enrage them".

Yes- I suspect you'll find that a lot of texts will come in being nasty to Aled just because he's on the other team - and many of them will probably be hostile from knuckle dragging monkey-types. Slightly different to my suggestion that Aled was better when I didn't need to know what his personal life was all about and that I should 'get used to it' like out of some weird 70's march (presumption being made here - I was not exactly able to go on marches in the 70's if yo understand) and that his relationships - because they're different - should not be part of the breakfast output. Just an opinion. And not very extreme really - unless you represent the extreme opposite in opinion forming.

I think that there's a tendency toward left leaning PC style opinions on this site/forum. Odd really as it has nothing to do with the subject matter and Mr Moyles is commonly un-PC in what he says. Most fellas on the street would find the sight of two chaps getting it on 'off-putting' to 'disgusting' in range. That's the way it is. Just like most people would like hanging brought back. It's just the way things have developed in that govt (particularly the last labour one which bent over forwards to please the gay lobby) is at odds with how the average person on the street thinks. Maybe online forums attract left of centre sorts for some reason (don't forget - minority 'opinionaters' [made up word] tend to be in a small minority but shout the loudest - if you checked out half the demos that happen you'd think we were a communist country!!)

A 'Gay Interest Show' sounds like quite a good idea actually. Maybe instead of a 'Guests Week', or a show where they all bring a game to the table, they could explore this idea. It could be filled with items on where to find the cheapest woo-woos, how to make the best use of your Dove Body Silk, and of course, a special feature on the ins and outs of bumming. You'd love it I'm sure, and you'd be able to take the credit for inspiring the whole show too.

I would like to count the number of times the word 'fabulous' is mentioned. Like a game in its own right.

[Stimpy]

Aw come on! Anyone who's good at irritating so many 'up themselves' sorts and simply winding up the PC brigade must have at least one attribute to their name (in this case only one).

People here are not PC-friendly are they?

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Here is Johann Hari laying into him for the lies he spreads:

"You really are a silly boy aren't you" - LOL!!

Don;t you see what I mean - he is a class act at irritation and wind-ups.

By the way - you should have said 'allegedly' in the unlikely thought that he might stumble across your comment.

Look - I like reading or watching people who politically make me wince by what they say. nothing to do with agreeing with them or not - just the love of a sh*t stirrer. I hate to admit it - but I love to watch a drama if it kicks off in a pub or something. It's a bad attribute I know.

[Stimpy]

Obviously plenty of Guardianistas on here that's for sure....

Which I find odd. It's hardly a forum for that sort.
Unless lefties like forums or something. Keyboard warriors and all that.

[Stimpy]

Re Stimpy's point:

Twice Aled has played Sam's "Would I lie to you?" game.

Twice Aled had as his lie that he's kissed a girl, emphasising afterwards how he's never kissed a girl.....

Wht is that necessary? Did Dave and Dom ever feel the need to tell us how they've never kissed a boy, ever?
Obviously plenty of Guardianistas on here that's for sure....

I'd be inclined to believe that Aled just has a very poor imagination and therefore finds it difficult to think up plausible lies. And that's one example, taken from the last couple of months or so, of him making it into a 'gay interest show' (TM stimpy) out of the whole five years of the breakfast show. It hardly proves the point.

I don't read the Guardian, although I have just admitted in another thread that I read the Daily Mail online. Now that's embarrassing.

Actually I said that it became a gay interest show some time back - not long after Aled needed to tell us his private sexual preference.
Recently it's more normal again as a show - ie very varied. But I suspect that Aled makes a point about his sexuality probably almost every day at some point. Even if it's subtle. I wonder if those types get a kick out of broadcasting the fact once they've come out. Just a thought.

[Stimpy]

He's not anti-PC, he's racist, homophobic, sexist, hypocritical and generally panders to the interests of the BNP (a group he claims to hate).

Can you show evidence of this?

Do you have an issue with someone being proud to be British, white and straight?

Richard Littlejohn has always been know as an ignorant *, he had a show on Carlton London (back when ITV had regions & regional programmes), every other week people would walk off the show. He's up there with John Gaunt who's very similar to him.

THAT is part of their act.
THAT is why broadcasters hire them

Look who you're talking about right now.

'Job done' - as far as they're concerned. Don;t you see it?

And the more you call them names the more they can ridicule those who need to call them names. I suppose its a skill. And it obviously pays!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

90% of your your posts mention homosexuality. I suspect you mention Aled's sexuality more than he does. You need to change the record.

PC brigade blah blah gay/straight blah blah. Give all of our eyes a rest and * off.

[Stimpy]

but being proud to be white is out and out daft and brazenly racist.

So I presume that you think that people who are proud to be black (black pride) are 'brazenly racist'

And those who are proud to be gay are 'brazenly heterophobic'.

I'm white - I'm normal - and I'm Welsh.

I'm very proud to be Welsh (and British btw) put I don't see pride coming into the other things. Although if you get a pride out of it then that's up to you. So what?
I'm GLAD I'm hetero. Not sure if I'd label that 'proud'.
As far as the white thing - I spend most of my holidays trying not to be!!

I would not call them a racist.

I think that's one of those examples of the racism being in the mind of those who like to shout that word about.

Incidentally - most people who dream up these black pride things are - once again - white liberal-left beardo weirdos. Why do they do it?

Go to Barbados - They're fiercely proud of being Bajan but the skin thing doesn't come into it. Mad! And fully invented by lefties in the 70's and 80's.
What you see these days is a reaction to those trouble makers.