The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Good morning! And welcome to a slighty BB themed Chris Moyles Show on national Radio 1. The show begins much like it ends; talk of BB, in this instance, a bit of mickey taking. Last night, Chris went to see Oasis again and from it has found himself with an inexplicable guess who- it later turns out to be John Inverdale, after much fruitless guessing from the team. Bizzare. Back to the BB theme, and Chris' TV affair Davina McCall is on later, much to everyone's delight. Dom airs his BB impressions and later, we get to hear a very special radio-ized edition of Big Brother featuring none other than the Chris Moyles team......

Ticket Giveaway

Tickets to giveaway today, and naturally they're of the footie variety- this time, for the Scottish cup final of Celtic v Dundee United, if the laws of the alphabet are to be followed. The winners of these tickets are Pete (Dundee United fan) and Nicola (Celtic fan originally from Lincolnshire, oddly enough) so congrats and blah blah blah to them!

Big Brother 6

More BB talk ensues, and the team discuss among other things, Big Bro parties and Dave and Carrie peeing (not at the same time) during their two hours locked in the house on Tuesday- the audio of which provides moments of amusement (and shame for Dvae and Carrie) later in the show.

Chris also saw Kate Garraway off of GMTV at the Oasis gig last night, and they chatted for a bit. Chris loves Kate. And just for clarification, Dave's problem is all fine now. Even though it was probably better discussed off air. Rachel's also checking out Chris' buns, much to his shock- but Rachel protests her innocence, that she wasn't doing anything of the sort. The thought makes her feel nauseous. As long as she's not feeling ass, then that's fine.

BSB talk

Charlotte Church is on ToTp (weekly plug, ahem) tonight, along with none other than the almighty BackStreet Boys. The team loved all of them, especially Jermaine, yeah, that one. Dave liked Joey Fatone, pronounced 'fat one', much to the amusement. But wait, wasn't he in N*SYNC? Stupid Dave, he knows nothing. All the listeners are BSB fans, as is Aled, who scarily enough manages to name the majority of them.

To the main even, then; the Chris Moyles BB Special;

Aled's taken hostage by Big Brother, and Chris is made to choose between Aled's freedom and beers. Beer it is, then. Next, Rachel has to choose between a supply of Umbongo and Aled. Again, the drink wins out. Finally it's down to Dave, and his choice between beers, Champions league tickets and.....Aled. Dave's a bad friend, the fake tickets in the envelope declare. 45 or so minutes later, and Aled's out.

Nominations

Aled; Dave because of his choice over the footie tickets, Chris because he's enjoying being evil too much

Carrie; Aled because he has no trust, and Dave because when he gets tigged he pretends not to be bothered but he really, really, really is

Dave; Aled & Rachel

Chris; Aled, because he's irritating and Dom because of the glare on his baldy head

Dom; Aled because he's simply annoying and Dave because he kept the CL tickets despite them being for a team he despises

Rachel; Dom because he's taken her beer and Chris because she quite simply hates him.

The final nominees turn out to be Dave and Aled, and so we wave goodbye to Dave as the first CMBB evictee.

Episode over, and Aled's devestated no one texted int to congratulate him on 3 days of production skill which contributed to creating such a masterpiece example of radio. Next up, and Davina who's looking fit and is flirty, is in the studio. She may have lost her bum but she's still got it, they declare.

Chris has got the bank holiday off but Dave hasn't, because he's on as part of the much lauded radio duo Chappers & Dave, along with Mr. Mark Chapman. Dave reads from the script, announcing the Coldplay day, to much applause (or maybe not, and then after a little bit more Davina praise, it's time for Tedious Link.

Tedious Link

Seamless link? Possibly not, but definitely genius, especially the Armband to Armand section. The link somehow digresses into speaking French with Davina (maybe every man's dream?) as she's a 'Frenchie'. Because, in case you hadn't noticed, Davina's in to herald the start of Big Brother 6, beginning tonight.

Ramble

Time for ramble; and Aled's defence is jumped to by Davina, who wants to question the systematic bullying of the poor boy, especially in the Big Brother house last Tuesday. Davina's shocked by the reasons for nomination, and there's a lot of hate flying around- not really, they're just mucking around. Chris' button is undone too, and his rug of a belly is hanging out. Shexay. He's also mucking around with the desk. It's going up and down, up and down......

Davina McCall & Big Brother (pics at BBC Online)

More talk about BB ensues, and Davina has tickets for the launch to giveaway- hopefully the mic man will be on the ball tonight, 'cos he's not normally. An appeal is put out to make a banner for 'Aled', because he's not there and naturally, as a BB fanatically-obsessed soul, he's devestated. Chris then proceeds to play clips from their various guests to Davina, who's scarily enthusiastic.

Slightly sickening, romantic moment follows when Chris reads out a text from a man who might be losing his girlfriend. Which is swiftly and sympathetically followed by Chris once again moving the desks up and down in an innuendo fuelled link. Desks are moved to different heights to suit different DJs (fascinating) and talk of Tim Westwood and, of course, 24. Chris tries to find Dermot after some chat about Curly Dermie's hair (the mind boggles), but he's not around. Big Brother news is featured in the...well, news, as Dom interviews Davina exclusively for the show to reveal the big BB secret that we all care so much about.

We find out that Davina loves Dom's jingles- they're better than Chris'. Outrage! A discussion follows as to who's jingles are better, the brass and drums or the beep-beeps. Or if the brass, drums and beep-beeps are good together. The height of good radio! Chris reveals he is a nice man really, giving one pair of tickets to broken relationship man from earlier, and the other to.­­­­­­­­Kate Lawther from Aylesbury and Chris Wood (apparently so) from Cambridge. More revealtions about this year's new evil BB, including a- erm, naughty step and new sofa's. Davina looks at photos of Rachel, and everyone agrees she looks awful.

The show ends on a high, and the team leave the studios for a nice Bank Holiday weekend.

Editing gap to come for a few days.