What's making you smile/laugh today?

[DevilsDuck]

...oh balls to it!

[a-moron]

Well think yourselves lucky there is at least a team for you to follow. My dire outfit looks * and thats the best case scenario. There is always ayr united to follow now i suppose. C'mon the honest men and a great 2-1 win over the mighty falkirk tonight.

[Bonanzoid]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

[Bas]

Well think yourselves lucky there is at least a team for you to follow. My dire outfit looks * and thats the best case scenario. There is always ayr united to follow now i suppose. C'mon the honest men and a great 2-1 win over the mighty falkirk tonight.

WATP?

[foot-loose]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

This whole Rangers saga is actually fantastic. I've never been so interested in football in all my days. What makes it even better is that once they've * off - Celtic will have nae competition, so they can * off as well!

It's actually glorious.

[Boboff]

I like there manager, he was always funny on the Telly.

Administration don't mean jack though, they are just rolling the company to negate the liabilities from the Revenue, the business model if sound should stand in a reformed company without much effect on the long term competitiveness of the team.

I know there things, it's not harmed Plymouth Argyle at all...........

[dimtimjim]

Yeah, Soz Footsy-wootsy, I don't think you'll get what ya want out of this one. Like Bobs situation, I am a mighty-mighty-Leicester City fan, and we got better through our period of administration...

Sorry big man.

[Yudster]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

[a-moron]

Oh boys, boys, boys (I'm looking for a good time), If only it were that simple.

They are putting a nice spin on it at the moment that the club will be stronger for entering administration but that is just a front. The man at the helm is at best 'a chancer' and has so far not paid £9million in PAYE, made £24million in advance season ticket sales vanish from the books and managed to get his own Administrators in(one of whom stood shoulder to shoulder with Mr Chancer on the day he took over) to oversee the proceedings.

ADD to that the impending case against HMRC for £49million in unpaid tax and interest for using offshore accounts to pay players wages it really isn't a case of helping the club get back in order, there really is distinct possibility of having to liquidate the club if they lose the case. If that does happen, Mr Chancer will do very nicely out of such a situation financially.

Mr Chancer - More full of shit than a field full of constipated bovine. Not so good.

[dimtimjim]

More full of shit than a field full of constipated bovine.

Wouldn't constipated bovine lead to a relatively shit free field?!

Jus' a thought...

I did try to google it for confirmation, but got all sorts of 'Internet usage policy' warning ping up on my screen.

[a-moron]

The bovine themselves being the ones full of shit was my thinkings.

[dimtimjim]

Ah.... Y'know, I see what you did there. The moo-moo's themselves, not the field. I gets it now.

Criticism retracted, faith in stripy faced road kill restored.

[Boboff]

Perhaps

"More full of shit than an overflowing Cess Pit"

"more full of Shit than a Portaloo at Glastonbury on a Monday"

or

"More full of shit than a incontinet Pensioners Pants at a NewCross care home"

All perhaps more fitting than your constipated Cows in a field Simily

Just saying, thats all.

[Yudster]

Yes, it didn't work at all - the phrase "a field full of constipated cows" clearly identifies the field as the object, therefore the thing which is associated with containing the vast amount of shit. "More full of shit than a herd of constipated cows" would have worked, but "more full of shit than a field of constipated cows" doesn't, because as someone correctly pointed out, such a field would be relatively shit-free.

[dimtimjim]

^^Wot I sed, put into HRH Lizzie's English^^

[a-moron]

Perhaps

"More full of shit than an overflowing Cess Pit"

"more full of Shit than a Portaloo at Glastonbury on a Monday"

or

"More full of shit than a incontinet Pensioners Pants at a NewCross care home"

All perhaps more fitting than your constipated Cows in a field Simily

Just saying, thats all.

I like the Cess Pit one, feels like it could be used in a rap battle.

"Your bitch'n makes you weak, a spineless pussy so to speak"
"No more than a boss-eyed freak, an anal fusion that's start'n to leak"

"Those hollow words that ya spit bore me now so * it"
"Your more full of shit than an overflowin Cess Pit"



Yuds & Tim, eat shit.

[Yudster]

I want to hear you actually do that rap - then we'll see!

[a-moron]

Yeah cause we all know nothing sounds more credible in rap than a Scottish accent. Christ it would make Tim's yoof talk seem acceptable.

[dimtimjim]

"Your bitch'n makes you weak, a spineless pussy so to speak"
"No more than a boss-eyed freak, an anal fusion that's start'n to leak"

"Those hollow words that ya spit bore me now so * it"
"Your more full of shit than an overflowin Cess Pit"

Now THAT is a talent. S'like eminem was back on the sauce.

I want to hear you actually do that rap - then we'll see!

Not that we'd understand his Scotchish inflection...!

EDIT:

Yeah cause we all know nothing sounds more credible in rap than a Scottish accent.

Damn, you beat me too it.

Tim's yoof talk

Fo shizzle.

[MK Chris]

Charlie Brooker... I saw it live last night, but the Youtube is courtesy of someone on Yudster's Twitter feed:

Edit: Channel 4 blocked the Youtube video, but have it on their site:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/10-o ... witch-hunt

[dimtimjim]

Love CB's miserable style.

[Bonanzoid]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

Hardly, I just meant I didn't know you were an Arsenal follower too.

[Boboff]

Made the badgers shite little rap pale into insignigicance there Toph.

"Anal Fusion Starting to leak"

I don't do that.

[Yudster]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

Hardly, I just meant I didn't know you were an Arsenal follower too.

I'm not, not at all - but Mr Yudster is a ManU fan so now they are out I was just saying that if Arsenal progressed it would be better than Chelsea. I don't care who beats Chelsea but I could bring myself to cheer for Arsenal in the final. Not that I will be though, not now.

[a-moron]

Made the badgers shite little rap pale into insignigicance there Toph.

He's always pissing on my parade that boy.