is the alad weiner a joke

by **ess** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:19 am

Is the alad weiner a joke to help get the gash?

If you are highly skilled in body language, like i am. Then it is easy to tell that "he" is obviously ploughing the Saturdays, the two easy ones from girls aloud, conies hux and Jackie Smith.

He may even be mowing down Kylie and pixel Lott but they are masters of hiding their emotions or stupid.

by **dimtimjim** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:11 am

Alad? Aled??

conies hux? Konnie Huq??

pixel Lott? Pixie Lott??

Stupid? You said it...

by **The Deadly** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:24 am

Say no to drugs.

by **dimtimjim** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:32 am

Deadly wrote:Say no to drugs.

Really? Even if its a great price?! Bit of a sweeping statement...

by **Yudster** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:34 am

What happened here?

by **MadTheEddos** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:45 am

Do a quick search of his posts. It's something of a facepalm-fest.

by **Dexy** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:50 am

I think a facedesk is more appropriate here

by **Yudster** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:59 am

MadTheEddos wrote:Do a quick search of his posts. It's something of a facepalm-fest.

I don't remember him being that strange when he has posted before.

by **chrysostom** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:06 am

by **dimtimjim** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:08 am

Mmmmmmm, bacon n eggs.... Poor Nic has no idea...!

by **bmstinton93** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:14 am

I thought this OP was quite normal.

by **MadTheEddos** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:41 am

Yudster wrote:
MadTheEddos wrote:Do a quick search of his posts. It's something of a facepalm-fest.

I don't remember him being that strange when he has posted before.

It's an odd one because his posts are all varying degrees of strangeness. But yeah, this is easily weirder than the previous ones.

by **chrysostom** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:49 am

Having said all this, we've all been guilty of drunk posting on cm.net at some point...

no?

by **Nicola_Red** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:18 am

No! I've never posted drunk.

by **Yudster** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:16 pm

Me neither.

by **Nicola_Red** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:28 am

Regarding the OP, I'm gonna quote Badger's post from his/her last thread (on Tina). I feel this sums things up nicely:

theflyingbadger wrote:Not even cleverly stupid, just clever. He's taken this new persona on brilliantly.

Old Ess -
ess wrote:It's great to hear people avoiding bread (no good can come of it) however if you have factory made soups instead they still have wheat, the devil, flour added. so although you can't see the bread its the same as having a soup with croutons in.

http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/groceries/s ... 6037559133

Ingredients
Water; Onion; Potato; Chicken (6%); Desiccated Coconut (5%); Red Pepper; Wheat Flour; Cornflour; Sugar; Coriander; Lime Juice; Garlic Purée; Lemon Grass (0.5%); Salt; Ginger Purée; Coriander Powder; Lime Leaf (0.2%); White Pepper; Dried Chilli Flakes; Turmeric Powder.

I haven't eaten bread since the 90's.

Dull as a slice of dry white bread.

New Ess -

ess wrote:...she took all 5 inside her in the pub the other day, a full fist.

haterz beware she will squirt all over your fire when she quiz champion.

Full on Bacon Butty (insert vegan option if applicable)

by **Yudster** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:54 am

Patchy thought the entertainment seems, on the whole I like ess.

by **MadTheEddos** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:19 pm

That Tina thread is brilliant.
Altogether I'd have to say I like him as well, I love randomness and Borat humour and he seems to have those things in spades.

by **Johnny 1989** » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:55 pm

ess wrote:Is the alad weiner a joke to help get the gash?

If you are highly skilled in body language, like i am. Then it is easy to tell that "he" is obviously ploughing the Saturdays, the two easy ones from girls aloud, conies hux and Jackie Smith.

He may even be mowing down Kylie and pixel Lott but they are masters of hiding their emotions or stupid.

Bloody hell, they've finally got internet in Tilbury, this is not good news

chrysostom wrote:Having said all this, we've all been guilty of drunk posting on cm.net at some point...

no?

Yes, several times, usually on a Friday or Saturday.

by **monkeyperth** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:35 pm

I think it's jolly funny

by **Nicola_Red** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:36 pm

What I want to know is, which are the two easy ones in Girls Aloud? Any thoughts?

by **bmstinton93** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:43 pm

Gotta be Nicola and Sarah.

by **dimtimjim** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:11 pm

Nicola_Red wrote:What I want to know is, which are the two easy ones in Girls Aloud?

Don't we all.... Get in line, sweet cheeks. :wink:

by **Nicola_Red** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:01 pm

bmstinton93 wrote:Gotta be Nicola and Sarah.

Sarah deffo. In my mind the other one would be Cheryl, but sadly in real life I don't think that's the case.

by **MadTheEddos** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:35 pm

Sarah and Cheryl(Although Kimberly is close behind them IMO).