Not all big girls are ugly though, that's a myth (like the black men & penises one), I know one or two larger ladies who are very attractive. Or did you end up with an ugly one Benjy? Come on don't be shy, you had 20 pints and though she looked like Kaley ...

... Words i don't know, always good to pick up new sweary's Penises - http://chrismoyles.net/phpBB3/search.php?keywords=penises And top of the table... PENIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Righty, what's this work thing ...

Topher wrote:Earwigs have two penises apparently.

Earwigs have two penises apparently.

... of this thread. We didn't intentionally leave you out of the loop. Please see the new attached memo which outlines the latest fashion trend for penises. We hope you enjoy your new tattoo. Sincerely Department of Memos Having read said memo, and said post, would it have been impossible to post ...

... of this thread. We didn't intentionally leave you out of the loop. Please see the new attached memo which outlines the latest fashion trend for penises. We hope you enjoy your new tattoo. Sincerely Department of Memos

... from the little bowls you tip them into your hand so you don't encounter that "problem". Then all these blokes go home and stick their penises (penipee?) into their wife or girlfriend's mouth without ever once thinking that a bit of lingering urine staining might harm them........... ...

... from the little bowls you tip them into your hand so you don't encounter that "problem". Then all these blokes go home and stick their penises (penipee?) into their wife or girlfriend's mouth without ever once thinking that a bit of lingering urine staining might harm them........... ...

... from the little bowls you tip them into your hand so you don't encounter that "problem". Then all these blokes go home and stick their penises (penipee?) into their wife or girlfriend's mouth without ever once thinking that a bit of lingering urine staining might harm them...........

Yudster wrote: ...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about. Agreed! Ha! I don't know, Rusty. Your taste in men was excellent. Are you sure we can't tempt you to the dark side? Tempted. Especially if the beautiful ...

rustybike wrote:

Yudster wrote: ...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Agreed!

Yudster wrote: ...Its penises that you want to avoid. There are quite a few of them about.

Vivienne wrote:You'll feel threatened Console, because men are notoriously insecure about the size of their penises.

Vivienne wrote:And you obviously did get the paisley joke, because you were asking Andy why he didn't.

You'll feel threatened Console, because men are notoriously insecure about the size of their penises.

And you obviously did get the paisley joke, because you were asking Andy why he didn't.

I meant "ejected" (pink face)... I think it's been the talk of penises in the other thread that's done it.

Vivienne wrote:Yep, I knew there was something about "females and penises".... personally, I wouldn't want to have a penis (well, maybe just for half an hour).

Yep, I knew there was something about "females and penises".... personally, I wouldn't want to have a penis (well, maybe just for half an hour).

A tube of a lad that used to sit beside me in art class would model penises (penisee?) out of clay and stick them in my ear. It hasn't affected me. No no. Not at all. Beep. *gets dressed in drag* I should have possibly stood up for myself more. This is possibly ...

A tube of a lad that used to sit beside me in art class would model penises (penisee?) out of clay and stick them in my ear.

It hasn't affected me. No no. Not at all. Beep.

*gets dressed in drag*

I should have possibly stood up for myself more.

Yudster wrote:They have small penises, don't worry about it.

Its ok scamp, there's always a fair amount of scrapping around here. One or more of a predictable group of wannabe alpha males usually at the centre of it. They have small penises, don't worry about it.

I'm amazed all you boys have nothing better to do with your penises.

what the penises ? best keep your shades on, you can get all sorts of infection you know, Comeejunktavitus I think is common

when did members stop being another word for a group of penises? oh it didnt?