|
Chris Moyles Usenet Postings During 1997 Chris Moyles used to post regularly to newsgroups such as alt.radio.uk and alt.fan.howard-stern.
Subject: Re: 95.8 CAPITAL FM SHOWS!!
From: MOYLES <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/04/08
Message-ID: <5ie6vv$p1k$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
100 times better??
I don't f***ing think so Mister Brian.
Also the posting didn't come from me (Hard for some to believe
but not everybody hates me .. Andrew G)
How dare you say some bloody dance zone DJ is better than me!!
Next you'll be telling me that Pat Sharp is a genius.
MOYLES
--
_________________________________________________________________
Coming soon ... the sacrafice of all other late nite jocks!!
Subject: Re: 95.8 CAPITAL FM SHOWS!!
From: MOYLES <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/04/08
Message-ID: <5ie6vv$p1k$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
100 times better??
I don't f***ing think so Mister Brian.
Also the posting didn't come from me (Hard for some to believe
but not everybody hates me .. Andrew G)
How dare you say some bloody dance zone DJ is better than me!!
Next you'll be telling me that Pat Sharp is a genius.
MOYLES
--
_________________________________________________________________
Coming soon ... the sacrafice of all other late nite jocks!!
Subject: I need Stern Tapes PLEASE
From: A nobody <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/02/18
Message-ID: <5eas81$f24$1@mhafc.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
I finally heard Stern on the air in Philly last year.
Had heard a tape before and thought he was a bag of arse. My
friend, who often appears on the show, told me he was a genius
..after 2 shows, I agreed.
I live in London and work on a radio show here so we never EVER
hear Stern anymore.
If any lovely american people (?) would tape some howard for me I
will be very grateful. I can swap other UK radio tapes if you are
interested.
E-mail me or post in newsgroup.
Thanks,
Chris
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: Hallam FM
From: A nobody <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/02/04
Message-ID: <5d6kej$1cj$1@mhafc.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
But James .... you HAVE got 2 bottom holes you big weasel.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: Tommy 'twat' Boyd
From: A nobody <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/02/04
Message-ID: <5d6l0f$1cj$2@mhafc.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk.talk-radio
Tommy Boyd annoys me.
He DOES, in my opinion, say things to create callers. 'Hang the
bastards I say, if you don't agree, Freecall ..etc' (Not an
actual example )
He's never wrong ... he picks on a callers weakness if they
disagree ... He doesn't give them the same time as he does the
people he agrees with.
BRILLIANT!!
I like the fact that in a country where radio 'talent' seems to
be dissapearing as quick as my hopes of sleeping with Cindy
Crawford, I have an opinion of a broadcaster that is more than
"Oh Dear", which, sadly to say, is my opinion on most of the
voices in the industry.
That said I hated him on Wac-a-day. (Not half as good as Timmy
Mallet - mind you i was a child)
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: HALLAM FM BREAKFASTS
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/02/01
Message-ID: <5cvunq$lak$1@mhafc.production.compuserve.com>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Has anybody heard the breakfast show on Hallam FM ??
It's presented by a very talented guy called Daryl Denham and is,
in my opinion, one of the funniest, most creative, excellent and
humerous shows on british radio in britain, this country.
I especially love the song parodies and power cleaners!
Any comments?
ME
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: The Late Martin Kelner Show"
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/01/26
Message-ID: <5cfngt$17q$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
I will miss Martin's last show sob sob etc.
I Would like a copy if someone can be arsed to send one. In
return I'll share my 'Kelner Pissed out of his head one Children
in Need Night' Story .. it's a good one.
Me
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: Bye Bye Chris
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1997/01/21
Message-ID: <5c2195$66d$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Thanks very much for the comments Buffone!!
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: Pat Sharp...where is he now ??
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/12/15
Message-ID: <59122e$qad$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Mister Patrick Sharp is still alive and well on 95.8 Capital FM
His hair is lovely and neat and a style that your parents would
be proud to see you in.
His is one of the tightest, slickest, hit-the-vocalist jocks on
the air in this country, and, if I were a PD at a top station ..
he'd be in my office New Years Day.
Let's some more Respect going out to Woo Woo himself.
P.S. Don't tell him I posted this as I keep telling him he's
rubbish on The Family Channel.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: Calling all Nick Abbot fans
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/12/10
Message-ID: <58jnqd$idi$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk.talk-radio
Nick is, by far, one of the country's best broadcasters ever.
He has a style to rival nobody in this country, which is very
rare these days.
When I first heard Nick, I couldn't stand him. I now live in
Nick's little world with him and a lot of other people. Give Nick
the airtime and sit back and watch the results.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Radio Comedy & Ideas
From: Me <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/10/16
Message-ID: <543370$o0a$1@mhafc.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
If anybody reading this has any ideas they would like to
contribute to a top radio comedy show, or if you write material
and would like something impressive to place on your CV, then
e-mail me some of your material and thoughts.
These will possibly be used on Air, so make em good.
Richard Pask
Producer of T.L.B.W.C.M
--
_________________________________________________________________
"There is no 'off' position on the genious switch."
Subject: Re: TRX info
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/09/17
Message-ID: <51liss$mva$2@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
WHO?
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: The Nasty Network
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/09/17
Message-ID: <51liqd$mva$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Come on!
Are you really interested in hearing how much snow is on the
road?
If there was such an alarming amount of snow on the roads, the
white 'dung' like substance covering all the major routes through
your area would probably be an indication not to drive on it.
I presented a 'network' show for GWR and personally if there ever
was such a problem I couldn't give a toss.
Incidently, I no longer work for GWR as I was fired for not
reading out snow reports
(that was a joke by the way)
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: The Late Bit with Chris Moyles
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/08/23
Message-ID: <4vjn74$h4g$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Does anybody have a cassette of the final "Late Bit with Chris
Moyles" broadcast on the Chiltern Part of GWR??
The show ended sometime in June 1996 and in my opinion was one of
the funniest shows I've ever heard .. then again .. I did write
for it.
The reason I want an audio copy is becasue I have obtained a
video shoot in the studio from the last night and I would like to
add the on-'air' audio to make a nice video aircheck.
Also if anybody has any comments to make about the show, or
indeed Mr. Moyles himself, please make them know (unless you are
called Andrew Griffiths, as reading his postings usualy makes me
contemplate tearing my eyeballs out with a screwdriver!!)
Many thanks anoraks of the world.
LARDY
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: Tony Morell where is he ????
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/08/14
Message-ID: <4uruij$opm$1@mhadf.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
JEFF BOY
Nick worked at Luxy for about 3 months I think.
God Bless Him and all who employ him.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: Clive Anderson Talks Back
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/08/06
Message-ID: <4u7rpb$lbb$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Sadly most of Clive's quick ad-libs have been carefully prepared
by scriptwriers who have been writing for the show since day one
. sorry to ruin the illusion!
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: RICHIE PASK
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/07/31
Message-ID: <4to988$cmq$2@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Does anybody know what happened to RICHIE PASK, late night DJ on
Signal One in Stoke-on-Trent.
I heard he did some overnights for the Chiltern Newtwork when GWR
took over.
In my opinion he was great!!
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: Kenny Everett
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/07/31
Message-ID: <4to8t1$cmq$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
We found a couple of Kenny Everett shows on reel when Luxy ended
.. but you can't have them cos you'll use all his old gags.
I don't think Bradford could handle entertainment just yet.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: Worst Presenter
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/05/22
Message-ID: <4nv7d3$7lu$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
TO: ANDREW GRIFFITHS !!!!!
FROM: CHRIS MOYLES (some nobody doing lates on chiltern)
Am I correct in thinking that you are the same ANDREW GRIFFITHS
that worked at RADIO TOP SHOP in Leeds for 6 months .. but then
was asked to leave to make way for some nobody called Chris
Moyles?
Are you the same ANDREW GRIFFITHS that worked for GWR in Bristol
but was dropped becasue you were too good??
Are you the same ANDREW GRIFFITHS that dreamed of working on
Northants Radio but sadly never got there .. maybe becasue you
were too good for them also???
If it is then my dear friend ANDREW GRIFFITHS .. thank you for
your kind comments .. glad to hear that you are still keeping an
eye on my radio carear. Sadly I have no idea where you are
working now and, I'm afraid to say, no interest either.
Still, nice to see you voted for me.
Say Hi to your wife for me,
Chris Moyles
(Some nobody also on Northants FM ..sorry mate!)
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Subject: Re: GWR-TWO FM NETWORKS
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/05/19
Message-ID: <4nn9mt$p9t$1@mhadg.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
I never got a 'telling off' from anybody mate!!
We call it "The Better Music Mix" cause that's what our new
strapline is.
If it was "Your 3 goats and a chicken mix" ... I'd say that too
..they pay me enough!
Ta for the comments,
MOYLES
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: GWR FM Stations
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/03/20
Message-ID: <4io1jv$fnr$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
I work for GWR. They're great.
They pay me on time.
They know what they're doing .. 99% of the time.
They make money without making jocks do shows from the front of
video shops!
And I've never read a script in my life .. but then again .. I
can't read.
Oh, and they have an audience too .. how about that!
MOYLES
_________________________________________________________________
The above opinions are mine and not those of GWR Plc.
...also they should not be taken into affect when my firing is
taking place .. there's nothing worse than a boss who's read some
crap you wrote when you were out of it one night.
_________________________________________________________________
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: Quick querie
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/03/20
Message-ID: <4io1r5$fnr$2@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Toolan is, so i am told, rocking Birmingham on BRMB.
How do you get the gigs Toolan!!
MOYLES
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: New US V/O ...
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/01/31
Message-ID: <4ent3h$nun$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
I take it back . . .
Go back to creating award winning commercials for Asda FM!
How do they sound, I'd be interested to hear them ...
'Come to Asda - buy some stuff that is great!'
Lardy
P.S Still didn't answer the question did ya.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Re: New US V/O ...
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/01/29
Message-ID: <4eisao$scs$1@mhade.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
Who the hell are you then Steve whatever your name is!!
Go back to your Asda FM studio and shut the hell up!!
Regards, and all the best to the kids,
LARDY!!
P.S. How many other people use "The Voice" then? Please list.
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: Mornings on B96
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/01/28
Message-ID: <4eekhs$gq2$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: chi.media
Hello everybody,
Can anybody tell an interested English person how the new morning
team george & Frankie? are doing on Party Radio B96??
I'll trade info about UK radio !!!
Chris
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
Subject: New US V/O ...
From: Lardy <101577.275@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 1996/01/26
Message-ID: <4ebc9r$ee$1@mhafn.production.compuserve.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.radio.uk
The newest American voice available in the U.K is that of
Paul 'The Voice' Turner.
The voice of The Howard Stern Show / WFAN - K-ROCK New York ..etc
Demo's are available for interested parties .. NOT anoraks!!
If interested, let me know
Chris
--
_________________________________________________________________
"Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body"
Madonna .. 1992
|
 |