Friday 30th May 2003 (Uglybob) [Posted Friday, May 30 2003 by Uglybob]

Well if your looking for a review, your a bit foolish as for some reason unbeknownst to anyone apart from themselves, the team have decided to go to Cardiff leaving the show in the capable hands of future Breakfast Show couple Colin Murray and Edith Bowman. Sara Cox, your time is up luv.

BB BOB UPDATE
Not a lot happening really in Big Brother.
Federico has owned up for failing the task but he didnt feel at all guilty by looks of things.
Gos is happy as the girls are coming to him for a cuddle. They see him as no threat.
Gos is annoyed by Jons voice and mannerisms.
Nush chipped a tooth whilst playing a game last night.
Jon has admitted he hasnt bought any clothes since leaving University... 7 years ago.
And Anoushka has shaved her legs, dunno about the curtains though.

FUTURE GUESTS
2nd June - BB Anoushka
12th June - David Dickinson

Thursday 29th May 2003 (Sidla/Sam/Bob) [Posted Thursday, May 29 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris spent last night watching the John Leslie documentary. The programme said that rumours started circulating about John Leslie on the internet, and it showed a picture of a website saying 'John Leslie Sacked From This Morning', and just above that read 'Chris Moyles Rapped by BBC Bosses'.
Dave was watching the Champion's League final last night. Chris watched a bit of it, but he said he found it boring because no Leeds United players were involved. Chris also found it funny how Juventus is shortened to 'Juve', because Juventus is only 1 syllable longer. He thought it was pure laziness and said that it would only add 1ms to your life just to say the whole word.
As a result of a recent production meeting, Dave and Will have come up with a brand new feature: Carpark Catchphrase. The idea is that 2 people ring up from a carpark and Chris describes a well-known catchphrase to them. When a contestant knows the answer they 'buzz in' using their car horn. For legal reasons, Mr. Chips cannot feature, but in his place is the infamous Mr. Fish. Here are today's catchphrases:

1. A rock rolling around with some green stuff, but none of the green stuff seems to be sticking to the rock.
ANSWER - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
2. Mr. Fish smiling away with a bird in his hand, and some shrubs with 2 birds hiding amongst them.
ANSWER - A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
3. A cooking pot with a lot of chefs gathering round.
ANSWER - Too many cooks spoil the broth.
4. There are lots of eggs, and there's 2 chicks popping out of 2 of them. Mr. Fish looks as though he is trying to count something.
ANSWER - Don't count your chickens before they've been hatched.
5. There's a field, and the sun is shining and Mr. Fish is dressed as a farmer
Make hay whilst the sun shines.

Remember a couple of weeks ago when Aled wanted to go to the Matrix premiere, and the nasty PR man wouldn’t let him? Well the nice people at Warner Brothers decided this wasn’t fair, and to make up for it sent Aled a load of Matrix goodies, including a giant poster, a bag and the glasses. Aled was most impressed.
The team aren’t on tomorrow as they’re going to Cardiff…but they don’t know what they’re going to do there. Is it only me who doesn’t understand this at all? It’s not a big Radio 1 live event or anything like that, it seems to me they are just going for the sake of it? Most confusing and even more confusing that they get the day off for it too when they already got off bank holiday Monday. Oh well, more drinking stories on Monday probably.
Viaduct with Chris and Sophie. Chris was the loser as he fell at the question on Eddie ------, The owner of the Jordan racing team, he said Irvine. I dont need to tell you the answer, do I.
Sophies Prize Basket
Dandy Warhols - Welcome To The Monkey House album
Enough DVD starring Jennifer Lopez
The Quiet American on DVD again (must have them in bulk along with the Craig David CDS)
Darren Emerson Underwater CD
Girls Aloud Sound Of The Underground Debut Album
and... The Best Of S Club 7 on CD
Plus a replica Harry Potter Wand.

Chris got an email from Ster Cinemas in Cardiff happy that they were impressed with the cinema (they must not have been listening well as they havent been yet but Chris just had commented that there was a big poster saying its the biggest screen in Wales, probably on the back of a fat sheep or something.) They have invited Chris and the crew for free complimentary tickets of the film of their choice. Chris took this too literally and so his choice was some good porn like Jurassic Pork or Shaving Ryans Privates.
Amanda from the cinema emailed back and said she was not a dippy cow and that there is no porn. There is The Matrix though. Take it they dont mean the 1999 film.

BB ALED
Aled wore his Matrix sunglasses saying he looks sexay.
Dermot said that he exclusively revealed that they failed the task, a full hour after Aled said.
Big Brother highlighted and edited the Jon being boring, which Chris finds really funny. He thought they should vote out Federico.
Steph got her present from Big Brother with a video clip of her two dogs. They denied them a party and too much drink. There is still no audio from the show yet, thats being looked into. As of next week, there will be audio, hopefully. Chris said there is no one in the house that he hates. Federico has come up with a plan saying that they should refuse to state. Federico has failed to own up to losing the task. He is certain to be nominated. Anoushka is flirting with Federico. Jon fascinating conversation is that what are peoples ultimate sandwich. Chris decides to ring the Vote Jon out number but for some reason the BBC Internal phone system refuses to recognise the number whereas it worked on Aleds and Chris mobile.

Daves Tedious Link
Dodgy Good Enough - Good Enough usually is followed with the words To Eat - If you say To Eat really quickly you get Tweet who had a top 5 hit last year with Oops Oh My - Oops Oh My is what you might say if you accidentally drop a fax machine on your cat - Cats have claws as do Eagles - Eagles can fly up high on a wing - Anna Wing is the name of the actress who used to play Lou Beale in Eastenders who is currently not dead unlike Jim Robinson in Neighbours who passed away in his kitchen rather than Madges Kitchen or indeed Martikas Kitchen - Martikas Kitchen was the follow up song from Martika after her big hit Toy Soldiers - Soldiers of a different type are what you dip in your egg - Eggs come from Chickens - Chickens have wings - Wings was the group that featured Paul McCartney in the 70's - Paul McCartney is married to Heather Mills - According to a recent newspaper article and prime time TV expose and certainly not the views of myself or the BBC as a whole, used to hang out with an Arab Sheik with whom she probably had some Good Times - Which links us to Chic and Good Times (1979 kids)

Wednesday 28th May 2003 (Sam/Sidla/Bob) [Posted Wednesday, May 28 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris was annoyed because Radio 1 has not allowed the team to stay at Leeds for the weekend when they’re supposed to be doing the show from there. Will said they would stay anyway, and he would pay out of his own pocket, but the bosses told Will that they couldn’t do that either because the train tickets were only day return.
Chris was reading Victoria Newton’s Bizarre column in today’s Sun. He thought the story about Bin Laden’s niece launching a pop career was very funny and commented ‘New entry at number 115, Bin Laden!’
Chris also noticed that page 3 goofy face Leilani is to feature in the new Carry On film, Carry On London. Chris said that he wanted to be in it, but Will warned him against it because Carry On Columbus was rubbish.
Chris requested that if any local ice cream suppliers were listening they should pop some round to the studio because it’s such a glorious day. Within half an hour the team had received 10 small pots of ice cream. Each of the team members had one each, and they held a competition with all the rest of the Radio 1 staff to guess the size of Chris’s feet to win the rest of the ice cream. It was won by Scottie, who correctly guessed that Chris’s feet are size 9.
Chris can’t believe that it’s the middle of the year already. Chris and Dave discussed this for a while until Will interrupted with “You know, imagine..”
Chris and Dave: [singing] “Imagine all the people”
Will - Yes, but imagine there is a big pond full of good links and ideas…
Chris - That’s a crap lyric, no-one would sing that
Dave [singing] “Imagine theres a big pond, full of ducks and ideas”
Will - Yeah, and we’re sat on the edge fishing for ideas, and currently we ain’t caught nothing
Dave - Are you allowed to go fishing for ducks?
Will - No Dave, but you are allowed to go fishing for great ideas

Chris had a go at Colin Murray again, threatening to completely drink him under the table at Leeds next weekend. Colin apparently confessed to Chris the other day that he can’t take his drink at all, so Chris plans to humiliate him.

Will - Can Edith take her drink?
Chris - Edith? Oh Yeah
Dave - Hollow legs
Will - Hollow knockers [pause] I dunno why I said that
Chris - What? What is wrong with you today? Go home and we’ll get a poodle to produce the show
Dave - Hollow knockers
Chris - Don’t keep repeating it!

Viaduct was played again with Chris and Sophie (not the famous pairing) and they battled to another draw so they will be back on tomorrow. Chris commented on Dave using the What does a man keep in his toolbox yet again in the quiz bearing in mind that he used that on the first ever Viaduct and every one since then it seems. Chris is peeved that Mel C didnt come on the show and Will commented that the new song sounds a bit like a Phil Collins record. I think the one hes thinking of is Something happened on the Way To Heaven. Chris commented on the Phil Collins record at 27 in the charts with Bone Thugs and Harmony. Chris featured in the Daily Star today in his trunks.
BB ALED
Jon is still boring and has asked Big Brother if they could just keep all the people in and just ask for a public vote at the end of the 9 nines. He had been talking about Star Trek too and Cameron managed to fall asleep. They have failed there Pedalo task with it being Federico's fault as he got off the pedalo to get some gum. That means that they have only 57 pounds to share between 11 people. Steph was married to a First Division footballer. It was her 28th birthday so the rest of the BB Team went into the Diary Room and asked for ingredients for Chocolate Fudge Cake as a surprise. Gos told Anoushka that she was his type of girl but Anoushka brushed him aside saying that he wasnt her type. Bets on first sex in the house is that Tania and Federico at 5/2. 100/1 is for Gos to shag one of the chickens.

Daves Tedious Links
Jamiroquai Space Cowboy - Jamiroquai should not be mistaken for Bridge On The River Kwai which was a film starring Alec Guinness - Guinness comes from Dublin as does Samantha Mumba - Mumba rhymes with Lumber which is a term for the lower region of the back - Back to the Future was a trilogy of film starring Michael J Fox - Michael J Fox also starred in the film Teen Wolf - The plural of Wolf is Wolves - Wolves, newly promoted, play their games at Moulinex - Moulinex is a French word as are Poulet and Bibliotheque - Bibliotheque has the same ending as the word Discotheque which is a formal name for a disco or formal gathering such as Homelands - Homelands takes place in Hampshire as does the Farnborough Air Show - If you remove the O sound for Airshow you would get Ayrshire which is a county in Scotland - Scotland embarrasingly could only muster a pathetic 1-1 draw against minnows New Zealand which simply wasnt good enough - Which links us to Dodgy and Good Enough

Tuesday 27th May 2003 (Sam.Bob) [Posted Tuesday, May 27 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris and Dave congratulated the Promoted teams from the play-offs – Wolves into Premiership (Yay!), Cardiff into Division 1 and Bournemouth into Division 2.
Aled and Chris have both got new video messaging phones and have spent the weekend sending videos to each other. Aled sent Chris a video of a man undressing from what I could gather, as Chris wasn’t actually allowed to describe it, but Aled wouldn’t confirm if it was him or not. He also sent Chris a video of the girls that live in the flat downstairs flashing their bras. From what they were saying I don’t think they were exactly attractive.

BB ALED RETURNS with Uglybobs thoughts
Anoushka is the clear favourite for me because she likes showing flesh and annoying people.
Ray is the bookies favourite, hes from Dublin and at 9/2 is quite a good price. UK people like a rogueish Irish accent, sure thats the only reason why Ballykissangel stayed on for so long.
Agree with Chris in that Cameron speaks like a Welsh person although he isnt from there. There is a pedalo challenge. Jon has to go out because he is a dull and boring. VOTE JON OUT. Keep Anoushka in, she looks good in a bikini. The weekly tasks are back and this week they have to pedal non stop on a pedalo for 72 hours. Tanya is rumoured to have shagged Peter Andre so Chris played some Andre clips. Aled said that Peter Andre owes him a Ribena (coded for ?, dunno you make your own ideas). Sissy (stupid name) is getting emotional so she could be the new Sunita. The Diary Room chair has been broken by the housemates. Anoushka bathed naked in the water and tried to turn on Cameron.

Proof being that BBC3 is desperate for viewers shown again as they are repeating The Office on it and repeating the exceptionally poor This Is Dom Joly. Viaduct was a draw so both eejits are back tomorrow, one was a Boarding school 17 year old with a sports car and whose daddy owns a factory in China. She should be crocheting and listening to Radio 4 surely. I hate rich people, you can tell, cant you. She doesnt need a free DVD, she can probably buy a whole Blockbuster store.
Chris fell off the wagon after going for 12 nights and he also missed training today. Chris wont be here on Friday, Colin and Edith deputise which is far, far better than Emma Bland cow presenting. Get back to voicing the next DFS Sale love. Must end this Monday. Best bit of the show was when Chris asked for Chili Peppers and Eminem as the last record and asked the callers what they wanted. Callers started taking the piss, the final vote was a loud burp, the final final vote was Jemini (or he said Jemima), the final final final vote wanted Slipknot. At last someone said Eminem.

Daves Tedious Link
Strike U Sure Do - Strike is what the Firefighters had to do recently as part of their industrial dispute - Dispute sounds a bit like Das Boot which was a German film about a submarine - Submariners are able to see what is happening above the water with the aid of a periscope - Periscope rhymes with Telescope which is what people like Patrick Moore use to look up into Space = Patrick Moore shares his surname with Roger Moore - Roger Moore was a former James Bond - James Bond drives an Aston Martin as does Rio Ferdinand - Rio Ferdinand is related to Les Ferdinand - Les Ferdinand knows Dani Behr - Dani Behr shares her surname with Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear is mates with Bubu - Bubu rhymes with Lulu who had a number 1 exactly 10 ten years ago with Take That with Relight My Fire and the next year was 1994 and Jamiroquai with Return of the Space Cowboy (Yes, very poor last piece of a link, it wasnt even tedious... and i would have preferred Relight My Fire).

Friday 25th May 2003 (sidla/sam/bob) [Posted Sunday, May 25 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris was watching the football last night and he thought the match was boring. His Sky box is on the blink so the 'Curse of Big Brother' documentary didn't record which Chris was annoyed about.
Dave told him he didn't really miss much but Chris said he was looking forward to it. Former Big Brother contestants, Stuart and Dean guested on today's show. They brought in a special present for Chris - a Leeds United Tea Bag Bin. Stuart had the cheek to charge him £5 for it!
Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq was on the show again today, I’m guessing this is going to be a regular Friday thing as it’s good promotion for BBC, and also Paddy shares the same agent as Chris. Chris isn’t very impressed that Dave is worth 1p more than him. This weeks tips were to buy Davina McCall, David Beckham, Keanu Reeves and John Leslie. Paddy also advises keeping your number of celebs small.
Dominic Byrne, from Radio One Entertainment was meant to be just outside the Big Brother house live talking to Chris. Except security wouldn’t let him in, so he’s in the nearby Tesco’s reporting on a lot of cars, and a lot of shoppers. Though don’t worry, he can see the house from there. And he’s getting very wet.
Chris made the shocking revelation that he knew one of the contestants that was going in the house. He also said that there was something with the Radio 1 logo on it hidden in the house, that a mate of a mate who’s a security guard has hidden it for them. And there’s even more! Chris reveals………that all of the above is a lie, but he felt the report needed a bit of livening up as it was done from Tesco’s with no information. You couldn’t see it coming could ya?

Viaduct with Squeaky Kate against Stuart from BB2

1. Whats the plural of Jonny?
2. You wear these when you do the washing up, rubber --------?
3. These are what you wear on your ears to protect them from the cold, ear -----?
4. This is what Americans call a Fanny?
5. What do you get when you put the words Moon and Face together?
6. Famous pop starlet ------ Ellis Bextor?
7. Complete the name of this well know potato, ---- Edward?
8. Todays an exciting day as its the return to the show of BB Who?
9. Complete the title of this anthem, --- Save The Queen?
10. Whos the manager of Everton?
11. This is a famous label ---- Boss?
12. Whats the first name of Paul McCartneys fashion designer daughter?
13. This is the type of booze you put in trifle?
14. Leader of the country is ---- Blair?
15. Complete this well known phrase Sweet ----- Adams
16. What girls name comes before Winslet and Bush?
17. Who has the silliest voice in the world?
THATS THE END OF THE QUIZ
Kate won the top 5 DVDs
5. The Good Girl
4. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Matrix Revisited
2. Bowling For Columbine
1. Die Another Day

Chris asked Aled about the DVDs they gave away. When Chris asked Aled if there were any decent DVD's the other day and he said no. He asked where his share was. Chris told him to say they got lost in the post.

BB ALED
12 Housemates
The 12 housemates faces printed in the Sun were false.
The website is WWW.CHANNEL4.COM/BIGBROTHER
Unconfirmed rumours are that a celeb will appear sometime during the show. It has occurred on worldwide BB shows. Diego Maradona featured on the Argentinian show for a day. Also there is supposed to be an attic and a bar.
£70,000 is still the prize money. There is rumoured to be a pig in it this year. Well Jade was in it last year so they need to compensate for her not being there.
Back to basics - more chickens, more vegetables, weekly tasks are back, no divide.
They have to bet at least 50% on their tasks now.
Big Brother Little Brother has been promoted to Channel 4.
Chris doesnt see the point of having the chickens there.

Daves Tedious Link
Soul II Soul - Back To Life - Back to life is another way of saying reincarnation - Take away the rein and you get carnation which are famous for making condensed milk - The word milk contains many of the same letters as the word Kiln which is a stone oven fired to make pottery - Pottery rhymes with lottery or lotto as its now known - Lotto is advertised by Billy Connolly - Billy Connolly has long hair as does David Seaman - David Seaman has a moustache and in that respects is not disimilar to Tom Selleck - Tom Selleck starred as Magnum and drove a ferrari as does Simon Cowell - Cowell rhymes with Powell as in Jenny Powell who used to be Nicky Campbells assistant on Wheel OF Fortune - Fortune favours the brave - A brave is a type of American Indian and before the days of Calor Gas, American Indians used to have to light a fire using just a strike of a match to keep them warm, do you get cold out there?, U Sure Do - which links us to Strike and U Sure Do

Thursday 22nd May 2003 [Posted Thursday, May 22 2003 by Uglybob]

DAY 11 - CHRIS STILL OFF BOOZE
The legends that are Moped (including Messageboard member DiffusionUK) have produced another genius track. This time they've made a hilarious cover of 80's Bon Jovi classic, 'Livin' on a Prayer'. The new song as well as biographies of the Moped crew can be found at their brand spanking new website:
http://www.moped.org.uk (seems to be down)

Big Blubber 3 - The Final Push: Aled rejoined the team this week after his holiday had got him a nice tan. He spent the first training session moaning about the British weather. He performed better in the gym, but Scott told him he's got to lay off the fizzy energy drinks.
Dave seemed to think he had a point to prove this week after a disappointing session last week. However whilst
leading the way on the jog, he lost his bearings and took the rest of them in the wrong direction.
Will was hung-over on Tuesday and seemed happy to plod along, lagging behind during Dave's wild goose chase. Will performed excellently in the gym and put up some excellent training on the exercise bike and the inclined walk.
Chris was disappointing on Tuesday's session, but the superstar brown-nose arrived early at the gym and had done a 12 minute warm-up before they all got there. He followed it up with more rigorous training. Therefore licky licky brown nose trophy was awarded to Chris.
The team had Big Mother on the phone, Davina McCall. She had locked herself out of the car and was waiting for someone to come and sort it out. She’s very excited about tomorrow, all of the contestants this time round have some life experience and there is more to them. Davina promises that Chris can sit in the Diary Room Chair this year. She also revealed that since she’s pregnant her boobs have gone to a B to an E. However her bum is huge, and she finds it depressing being pregnant the same time as Donna Air as she only has a little bump and Davina feels enormous.

LETS PLAY VIADUCT - COMING SOON UGLYBOBS 50 QUESTION VIADUCT QUIZ
1. How do you pronounce S-T-R-O-K-E?
2. This is what you can do to you belly button, tongue, ear or nipple?
3. Cockney rhyming singing duo, Something and Dave?
4. How do you pronounce C-H-A-O-S?
5. What do you get when you put the words Will and Kinder together?
6. With whom would you associate songs Fastlove, Outside and Father Figure?
7. What does the GM stand for in the tv show GM:tv?
8. What do you get when you put the words Blue and Oyster together?
9. In what sort of bar would Scott Mills be a platinum member?
10. What do you get when you put the words Woo and Woo together?
11. Which member revealed the other day they had been shot at twice?
12. Complete the title of this anthem Something Save The Queen?
Kate finally won
PRIZES
Dandy Warhols NEW THIS WEEK Welcome to the Monkey House
Underwater Mix CD by Darren Emerson (he didnt play for Boro)
Club Anthems 2003 CD
Craig David Slicker Than Your Average CD
Smash Hits The Reunion CD
Heaven DVD starring Cate Blanchett (never heard of it)
Jaffa Cakes
Goldfrapp T-Shirt, Picture Book, Teddy Bear
and a Scalextric with 2 Mercedes Benz cars

Chris joined in the new craze of the current daytime radio presenters by rustling his papers in a nervous way. Chris is in love with Edith Bowman and saw her in the other studio (recording their saturday show perhaps, dreem teem used to do it on Thursdays).
Jingle Justin is back in the UK after boarding a flight from British Airways. He watched the match outside the stadium on a big screen. Justin picked up a lady from New York but refused to say whether he had sex with her. He said that he has a great selection of 100 female photos with him in his pink hat saying Kiss Me Im Irish. He wanted to put them up on the Radio 1 website but Will said that wouldnt be very likely. You can always find a home for your pics. Email them to me Justin, im bored.
Chris played the Dannii Minogue VS Madonna Bootleg, her new single mixed with Into The Groove. Chris played the Moped track again.

Daves Tedious Link
Red Hot Chili Peppers Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers are an essential part of Mexican cookery as are nachoes - Nacho rhymes with Macho as in Jurgen Macho who plays for Sunderland - Sunderland are managed by Mick McCarthy - Mick McCarthy shares his surname with John McCarthy, a former Beirut hostage - Hostage nearly rhymes with sausage - Sausages have different types and in that respect they have something in common with dogs - Dogs have wet noses as do sharks - Sharks or more precisely basking sharks can be found off the coast of the Isle Of Man - The Isle of Man is an Island as is Australia - Australia is where Paul Hogan is from - Paul Hogan starred in Crocodile Dundee - Dundee in Scotland is where Lorraine Kelly was born - Lorraine Kellys entertainment correspondant is Radio 1's Emma B - Emma B shares her surname with Jazzie B, the brains behind Soul II Soul - Which links us to Soul II Soul and Back to Life

FLAWS
* Jurgen Macho doesnt play for Sunderland anymore
* Hostage doesnt rhyme with Sausage
* Lorraine Kelly is not from Dundee, she is from East Kilbride

Wednesday 21st May 2003 (Sidla/Sam/Bob) [Posted Wednesday, May 21 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris didn't want to look at the front page of The Sun today in case they were right about the new Big Brother contestants. Aled rang the Big Brother press office to try and find out if the pictures really are the new contestants and they gave Aled a categorical 'no'. The Sun also bought out a later afternoon edition with no mention of their earlier 'exclusive'. Chris was watching 'Celebrity Five Go Dating' last night which featured PJ and Spencer. Chris said he used to be big friends with Spencer along with the usual 'I made him what he is'. He said the only former BB contestants who have ever kept in touch with him were the 2 contestants that nobody else liked - Stuart and Dean, but now they're too busy with their 'Tea Bag Bin' to call him. Chris asked for former contestants to contact him and the first was none other than the aformentioned Stuart. Will asked him if he would come along to their show on Friday for Chris's Big Brother launch special. I'm not sure if it's definite, but Will spoke as though both Stuart and Dean will be attending. Chris also got a text from Kate Lawler, saying I still love you Chris but he couldn't
confirm whether or not it was actually from her.
Aled loves Big Brother so much he gets excited just hearing the music. Dave admits he likes it but doesn’t get obsessed with it like Chris and Aled, he just watches it when his girlfriend is. We believe you Dave.
Another of Aled’s obsessions is The Matrix. He’s brought tickets for a showing tonight just after the premiere. Chris revealed he got offered tickets to the premiere but didn’t reply. Aled said he’d do anything if he could use the tickets and go, so the team made a plee to the promotion team to ring up and say Aled could have the tickets. Chris and Will didn't hold much hope though, its hardly like The Matrix needs the plugging from the show.
Chris talked about Ashley Hamilton, best buddy of Robbie and whose song Wimmin is co-written with Mr Williams. Chris said that he didnt look the Robbie friend type and said that he has all the hallmarks of his dad, George Hamilton, having a plastic face presumably. Personally when I first saw the video, I mistook him for the 32 year old Scunthorpe guy who was Fame Academy, think his name was Nigel.
Viaduct was drawn again so the terrible voiced duo are back tomorrow. Chris wanted to know the whereabouts of Robbie Williams. Chris is still off the booze. Chris and Dave lamented Sara Cox for her old skool dance anthems , saying that she has just basically nicked Daves Tedious Links great songs.
Aled was refused entry to the Matrix premiere in place of Chris but the man on the other end was a mard arse and said no. Chris suggested they phone him up and say his name on air but didnt. Chris suggested they get people to sabotage the Matrix event. A drunk Jingle Justin joined the team on the phone, well he hasnt slept for 2 days and has difficulty walking. He actually got to Seville. Justin was offered a ticket but he had to sit in the Porto end so he declined. Chris rang the events line and was shocked to find that he was only mentioned once right nearly at the end after Bobby Friction. Chris accused Dave of scoffing 9 Jaffa Cakes. Dave said he had 6 and that Exhibit A, Rhys Hughes, Former Producer in the other room, took the others. Rhys doesnt even like Jaffa Cakes. Chris forced Dave to eat the last Jaffa Cake only to be told afterwards that Chris had already slipped it in his mouth.

Daves Tedious Link
East 17 Deep = Deep of the bottom of the ocean is where lobsters live = Lobsters have sharp fingers as did Edward Scissorhands = Edward Scissorhands shares his christian name with Edward Woodward who was the Equalizer = Equalizer sounds a bit like AquaLisa who Dave thought made water coolers = Kula Shaker were a mid nineties band fronted by Crispin Mills = Crispin Mills shares his surname with Scott Good Morning Mills = Good Morning was hosted by John Leslie = John Leslie shares one of his names with Lesley Joseph who played Dorien in Birds Of A Feather = Feathers are found on the outside of birds and on the inside of pillows = Pillow sounds a bit like Pilau which is a type of rice - Rice rhymes with mice and if you ran a cheese processing plant and mice got into the cheese you would probably be forced to give it away = Which Links us to Give It Away and Give It Away

* John Leslie used to host This Morning, not Good Morning
* Lobsters dont have fingers, they have pincers
* You wouldnt give it away, you would throw it away
* Aqualisa dont make Water Coolers, they make showers

Tuesday 20th May 2003 (Sam/Sidla/Bob) [Posted Tuesday, May 20 2003 by Uglybob]

While Aled was away last week, shock horror he was drinking butch drinks. That is if you call Malibu and Archers butch. A lot of his holiday he said he couldn't remember because he was drunk most of the time. The team got talking about the time Aled lived in Swansea. Apparently he was shot twice while he was there, once in a drive-by shooting and once while he was walking down the street. Chris and Dave asked why he was shot, but Aled said he didn't know because he didn't owe anybody any money or anything like that, so maybe he looked like a rival gangster. Chris said that he really didn't think anyone would confuse Aled with a gangster. Aled moved to Cardiff shortly afterwards.
Chris has been trimming his genitalia with his goatee trimmer yet again and was trying to persuade the team to see the finished product. Will and Dave insisted they didn't want to see, and Aled also refused but didn't sound too convincing. Will said he shouldn't do it because it'll be sore when it starts to grow back. Dave thought he was only doing it to make the old man look bigger. Aled suggested that he should try getting waxed, but it hurts like hell.
Chris said if it hurts then there's no chance of him doing it - he can't even put eye drops in without help.
Aled brought the team presents back from his holiday. I missed what he brought Dave but he brought Chris a candle with the old style two naked people, best way I can describe it. Apparently they had a conversation with Dale Winton about candles and Chris had never tried them, but he didnt seem to impressed with these either. Aled brought Will a pinney to increase his campness, which Will wore with pride. He also provided a present for the show, a piece of music they are clubbing to in the Gran Canaria, its absolutly huge, everyone loves it, it is, you guessed it, the Fast Food Rockers song they played while Aled was away. There is no escape from it.

Viaduct
Ben VS Kate
1. How do you pronounce the word K-N-O-C-K-E-R-S?
2. These are what you draw before you go to bed?
3. Russian Lesbians who are set to represent their country at this years Eurovision?
4. How do you pronounce L-E-S?
5. Eastenders actress Hannah Waterman is the daughter of Sweeney and Minder actor Dennis Who?
6. Dance music legend who does the Essential Selection on Friday nights is Pete Who?
7. How do you pronounce D-O-N-G?
8. If the end of the church houses the alter is called the alter end, what would you call the end of the church which houses the bell?
9. Bugs Bunny is a famous cartoon what?
10. Complete this Radio 1 DJ from yesteryear Somebody Warren?
11. Which christian name links Nelson in the world of soul and Sinclair in the world of West Ham players who dont want to leave?
12. The lead singer of the Charlatans is called Somebody Burgess?
13. Green and white vegetable, goes with cheese, Something Flower?
14. Complete the name of this US Rapper Snoop Something Dog?
15. If baby cats are called kittens, what do you call baby dogs?
16. This is part of a womans bra, rhymes with baps?
17. What is the plural of Jock?
18. Spain is currently full of what?
THEY BOTH COMPLETED ALL THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY SO THEY COME BACK TOMORROW.

Chris talked to David Garido after the news. Chris played underneath Clocks by Coldplay on piano instrumental. This might be from the cd that I noticed on the adverts this morning called Piano moods which does instrumentals of Coldplay and Vanessa Carlton. David tried to take the pee out of Leeds not being in the FA Cup Final but the problem being that he was a Sheffield Wednesday so he cant really brag. Chris decided to play all his fave mixes from a couple of months ago.
Jingle Justin joined the team from somewhere in Spain as he is stranded with a broken down car, booze and no tickets for the UEFA Cup Final. There was no flights to Seville so the closest place was Alicante, which was more than 200 miles away so they got a rental car, which was a Nissan Micra, and thats the car they are stuck in.

Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Cigarettes & Alcohol - Both carry an age restriction as does hiring a mucky video - Video killed the Radio Star - Radio Stars dont come much bigger than DJ Wes - DJ Wes shares the same first name as Wes Craven, the horror movie bloke who in turn shares the same surname as John Craven who now hosts CountryFile - CountryFile is concerned about looking after the environment as are hippies - I Wanna Be a Hippie was a hit for Technohead - Technohead shouldnt be mistake for Radiohead who are fronted by Thom Yorke - Thom Yorke shares the same surname as the Duchess Of York who is better known as Fergie - Another Fergie is Fergie the DJ who works her at fabulous 1FM and is from Northern Ireland as is James Nesbitt - James Nesbitt currently stars in Murphys Law but is most known for Cold Feet - Cold Feet is what you get when you forget to put your socks on - Socks on sounds a bit like Saxon who were a native tribe in this part of the world whose saxon burial remains and other old stuff are still buried still to this day deep underground

*The Saxons are not from here, they came from Germany
* The Duchess of Yorks surname is not York, it is Ferguson

Monday 19th March 2003 [Posted Monday, May 19 2003 by Uglybob]

(FROM CELEBDAQ)
It's a busy Monday at 'Daq Towers with the revolving doors working overtime this morning. Along side the usual five new members on the market, there's five lads losing their card-holding celebrity status.
You voted in your thousands and the decision was decisive: Traders want rid of all of One True Voice, not just one of them. Even Daniel Pearce's punch up couldn't save him from being dragged off the market, by a massive vote of 93 percent in favour of the all of them option.
Nor could anyone stop the inexorable march of Comedy Dave Vitty through the doors and onto the market. Backed by his other half Chris Moyles, he gained over two thirds of the listing vote (68 percent) to win his place on the 'Daq, ahead of Kylie's bloke and others.

LATEST NEWS
Dave Vitty - £1.71
Chris Moyles - £1.71

Kate, 22 with an unbelievable squeaky voice, much akin to Orville lost but won viaduct because she was against the guest on the show today, Paul Zenon. He presents Worst Case Scenario, tonight at 9pm on Bravo TV, and if you dont like it theres always porn after it. Magic on the radio, a one joke segment, used before, might be good if you were there but boring for the listener. There was a trick with a beaver trap that went wrong, it trapped his finger and the team went silent. There was blood on his fingers. Dave was speechless.
Dave changed the dat tape at 5:10pm when someone was supposed to do it at 5pm. Aled was too shocked because of the blood plus red ink on the table. Aled had presents for the team but he forgot to bring them in. The text messages flooded in wanting to know what happened. Dave had a Guess Who which was Kathy Burke. Chris also did have a Guess Who which was George Graham and Richard Keys.
Chris was watching the telly and saw that Dermot O Dreary was about to interview Neil Morissey. Chris had Neils number so he thought it would be funny to see if he had his phone with him and whether he had it turned on. Halfway through the phone rang on the telly. Chris called it true interactive telly. Chris ribbed Dave for downing a pint in nearly 2 minutes. Dave complained that it was 10:30 in the morning.

Daves Tedious Links
Livin Joy Dreamer - Dreamer rhymes with Beamer which is what Dave will probably buy when he is rich and famous - Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous is the name of a track by Good Charlotte but also the name of a programmes in America hosted by Robin Leech - Leeches suck blood as do vampires - Vampires come from Transylvania as do the Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Girls are twins - Twins was a film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny De Vito - In real life Danny De Vito is married to Rhea Perlman who played Carla in Cheers - Cheers starred Ted Danson - Ted Danson shares the same christian name as Ted Rogers, the late great host of 3,2,1 - 3+2+1=6 - Six packs are what you cans of beer in, in the offie and the offie is where you would need to go if you required some cigarrettes and alcohol - Which links us to Oasis and Cigarettes & Alcohol

Friday 16th May 2003 (JUST BOB) [Posted Friday, May 16 2003 by Uglybob]

Viaduct : The Revenge
Andrew VS Sophie

1. What do you get when you put the words Rodney and Marsh together?
2. What is the name of Kym Marsh's husband?
3. Famous American Actress, First name Winona, Last name Ryder?
4. According to legend, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
5. According to todays papers, who does Ulrika Jonsson want to shoot?
6. Kermit the Frogs female muppet mate is Miss Who?
7. A Police Car is sometimes known as a What car?
8. This woman starred in the Speed movies, Sandra Who?
9. What is the singular word for the word Gonads
10. This is Wills nicknames, begins with a G?
11. Complete this line Old _____ Had A Farm
12. Probably the most famous duck in the world, first name rhymes with Ronald?
13. What surname links Grouco, Karl and Howard?
14. What is the plural of Skid?
15. These are like the male equivalant of knickers?
16. Marty Pellow was lead singer with Wet Wet ____
17. Complete this saying ____ as dishwater***
18. What do you get if you put the words Steve and Davis together?

*** Chris should have given the quiz to the girl as the phrase is Dull as Ditchwater and thus the phrase that they mentioned does not exist. Andrew got today with all the rest of his great prizes! of Xmen - The Legend of Wolverine on DVD, Reborn in the USA, I Love U CD and perhaps not Manhunter, as ex Producer Rhys has nicked it for the weekend and chances are you will never see it again if Daves Coogans Run is anything to go by.
They dropped 5 records up to 5pm so that meant they filled after 5 with record after record until the Tedious Link. Chris asked why Georgina was bored after 4:30pm when he talked to her. Jonny Massey said she wanted to go out and buy a chocolate bar from the man who goes round with the trolley. She admitted eating chocolate but that was not the reason. Chris said as punishment, Will has to spank her with a rubber chicken. Georgina quipped back that it was not a punishment for her. What would Wills gal say about that?
Arsenal play Southampton tomorrow and Chris is going with his girlfriend Sophie, who is a mad gooner so he has to support them too, made more so by the fact that they are in the Arsenal end. Chris promoted Fame Academy auditions which start in Belfast tomorrow. Yes, its coming back alas. It was on the cards anyway, its cheap programming and its a way to get mobile texts and merchandise shifted out.

Daves Tedious Link
The Verve The Drugs Dont Work - Verve rhymes with Merv as in Merv Hughes the EX Australian Cricketer - Another moustached sporter from the world of entertainment is Tom Selleck - Selleck rhymes with Relic which is a word for something that is really old - Fully grown oak trees are really old as are fossilized woolly mammoths - Mammoths are just like hairy elephants - Elephants are known to be an intelligent creature much like the Dolphin - Dolphins are most at home in the water as are Salmon - Sam and Dave had a hit in 1967 with Soul Man - Trevor Nelson is a soul man who has no hair and in that respect he is bald - Bald men have to be careful in the sun as do vampires - Vampires have large protruding teeth as does Cilla Black - Cilla Black is most famous for her role of TV most annoying matchmaker on the now cult tv show Blind Date where social inadequates are given a 1 in 3 chance of experiencing LIVIN JOY as their DREAMS of actually copping off come true - Which links us blindingly obvious to Livin Joy and Dreamer from 1995.

TODAYS LINK IS A COMPLETE SUCCESS WITH NO FLAWS. Andy Parfitt was in the studio at 5:35pm and Chris was sucking up to him and saying that every song on the playlist was great... then proceeded to put on Busted. Will tried and failed to sing Busted and Chris caught Georgina singing going Na Na Na during the bridge of the song.

Thursday 15th May 2003 (Sidla/Bob) [Posted Thursday, May 15 2003 by Uglybob]

The first half hour was filled with Chris mouthing off at Greyhead.
Big Blubber 3 - The Final Push: The team were given a break this week and most of the training involved football and frisbee. Dave arrived in a Brazil shirt which meant that the team all had high expectations of him. Will invented a frisbee and football combined game which involved passing the football and throwing the frisbee to each other. If someone was caught with both at the same time then they lost. Chris was training well this week, but was caught
red-handed with a large portion of chips and a large unhealthy sausage. Will won the licky-licky-brown nose trophy for training hard at the gym.

Viaducts Winner is Andrew again
He won Breaks, Beats, Urban flavas cd, A BOX OF JAFFA CAKES and The Quiet American on DVD.
Daves celebdaq votes have went up to 5937 and 63% of the whole poll. More freebies and they got 26 boxes of dark chocolate cakes with tangy orangey filling. The played a game of Guess How Many Cakes you can get in Sarahs Bra? Not the one that she was wearing.
Will guessed 20
Dave guessed 30
Chris guessed 32
The correct answer was 40 jaffa cakes

Daves Tedious Link
D:Ream Things Can Only Get Better - D:Ream are from Northern Ireland as are Colin Murray and Gloria Hunniford - Gloria Hunniford shares the same christian name as Gloria Gaynor - Gloria Gaynor is most famous for her hit I Will Survive - Survivor were the band that brought us Eye Of The Tiger from the film Rocky - Rocky rhymes with Ockie which is where you stand in the sport of darts - If you take the D away from darts you get arts which is a collective for theatre and ballet and stuff - If you add Spandau to the word Ballet, you get an 80's group fronted by Tony Hadley - Tony Hadley shares his christian name with Toni Di Bart who had a number 1 in 1994 with The Real Thing - Toni Di Bart is from Slough - Slough is a five letter English town as is Wigan - And Wigan is famous for its pier, its pies, the JJB stadium and of course The Verve - Which links us to The Verve and The Drugs Dont Work

*Slough has 6 letters
*Eye Of The Tiger was in Rocky 3
Chris got excited when Sarah, who stood in for Aled with 36D breasts, balanced a pint of beer on her breasts. Dave said he felt less gassy and asked if she could stay forever.

Wednesday 14th May 2003 till 5 with sidla sam and bob [Posted Wednesday, May 14 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris was talking about Vanilla Sky which he was watching last night. He said he finds the film weird. He somehow got talking about cinema outings. He wondered when nachos arrived as a cinema snack. Dave said it's wrong because they make too much noise. Chris also thought pizza would be a good idea as cinema food, especially if you could order them from your seat. Chris said he hates it when stupid people visit the cinema, and they sit behind him and laugh really loudly, even when he could see a joke coming a mile away. Somebody emailed in to say that in
their local cinema you can pay extra for a deluxe seat, which has a bar underneath the seating area. They said it was a great idea, but you were always too drunk to remember the end of the film.
The Sun has done another one of they're classic renaming of classic hits to form a comical meaning, this time based on the story about Frank Sinatra having a large manhood. Chris was very disturbed by they're rather unfortunate renaming of 'Come Fly With Me' (Come Flies With Me). Another chance to win FA cup final tickets, an Arsenal fan against a Southampton fan. Can I take this moment to say Good Luck Southampton.
The team had a clip of a radio show the other day in Northern Ireland. The presenter had David Moyes on the phone and got his name wrong, calling him Chris Moyes instead. Chris said he was disappointed David didn’t take it as a complement. Chris was playing Another One Bites The Dust over the top of Justin Timberlakes Rock Your Body. Today on my local station I heard them nicking Chris segment about Girls Aloud record sounding like My Sharona. Chris commented on the TOP 100 Worst Britons, where he came 27th. Will showed him an audio clip that was exactly 6 seconds long. They couldnt have even found people to come in and berate him. Chris didnt know who the Countess of Wessex was.

Andrew from Manchester won viaduct. His favourite film is Training Day and he wants to be a teacher.
Prizes
DVD - Good Girl
CD - Smash Hits Reunion
CD - British Legends
CD - NOW 54
DVD - The Quiet American
CD - Reborn in the USA
DVD - Will Young Live
CD - Sixties Legends (TARGET AUDIENCE)
CD - Office Party

Tuesday 13th May 2003 (Just Bob from 4:30) [Posted Tuesday, May 13 2003 by Uglybob]

Viaduct
Lisa from Birmingham VS Andrew from Manchester

1. How do you pronounce A-L-E-D?
2. This former Police frontman is married to Trudie Styler, ST_ING?
3. Who was last night crowned new King Of The Jungle?
4. What is the current title of the Electric 6 song?
5. What do you get when you put Scott and Mills together?
6. Who is Sir Paul McCartney married to?
7. Complete the title of this TV show ______ Wants To Be A Millionaire?
8. What do you get when you put the words Peter and Andre?
9. Who is currently number 1 in the singles chart?
10. It Wasnt Me was a recent hit for who?
11. This is what you do when you go to bed, rhymes with sheep?
12. Injured Everton genius who should be spared the trip with England is Wayne Who?
13. Famous fictional character whose girlfriend is Minnie Mouse, Mickey ______?
13. This word comes after the words Hob and Door?
14. What do you get when you put together the words Mike and Riley?
15. Who is the captain of Manchester Utd?
RUN OUT OF QUESTIONS
They come back tomorrow

Amy Studt has a new song called Misfit, a 17 year old from the Simon Cowell stable but shes a singer song writer from Bournmouth. Chris wondered what she looked like. Will tried to get her biog up from a web search but it sounded as if he typed in the wrong spelling and got some nudey pictures up instead, you could hear Chris scrambling out of his chair to cop a look.
Dave Celebdaq update and his vote is going up and up. During one link, 70 more votes were added to Daves votes. Dave decided to register himself as Comedy Dave but found to his cost that someone had already registered that name so Chris renamed his username The Real Comedy Dave. Dave said that he is going to invest his money on Davina McCall because Big Brother 4 is coming on very soon.

Daves Tedious Link
Republica Ready To Go - If you take away the Ready from Ready To Go, you get To Go which is the opposite of the American term to eat in - Eton is also the name of the school Prince William went - Prince William shares his forename with that of William Shatner - William Shatner was in Star Trek - A Trek of a different kind you could do on a pony - A pony is a baby horse - Horses have tails as do dogs - Dogs are for life not just for Xmas - Xmas only happens once a year and in that respect is similar to Easter - Easter is a major religious festival and certainly not just a long weekend halfway between your xmas and summer hols - Holes are found in donuts - Donuts are a type of food - Food is found on menus and if you are looking for something that wasnt on the menu and prepared specially that day you might want to look at the blackboard for the Specials - Which links us to The Specials with Too Much, Too Young

FLAWS
1. A pony is not a baby horse, a baby horse is called a foal.
Dave and Chris are friends with the drummer with The Specials.

Monday 12th May 2003 (Sidla/Bob) [Posted Tuesday, May 13 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris was annoyed at the weekend by a train being delayed at Newark. The train driver informed the passengers that there would be a 90 minute delay. 10 minutes later the delay had been reduced to 30 minutes, but it was another 45 minutes before the train finally got underway. When the train had finally got moving again, a signal fault occurred and the train was delayed for yet another 30 minutes. The driver got on the intercom and informed the passengers that they’d ran out of complaint forms.
Chris was pleased that R Kelly had made the number 1 spot at the weekend. He was listening to the charts with ‘Hi! This is Wes’ on Sunday and was amazed at how fast he talked. He was also shocked at how long it takes Wes to say goodbye at the end of the show. The team discussed the ‘I’m a Celebrity’ saga. They said they didn’t really watch the show, which is why they’ve got the king of the jungle himself, Mr. Tony Blackburn to do the updates.
Anthony was sad to leave and Tony enjoyed his ‘Rebel without a clue’ antics. He also added that Wayne and John had turned into something of an unlikely couple. Wayne had Fash singing a hornpipe last night while Wayne danced away in the toilet. Tony was sad that he’s now got to hand over his crown to the new king/queen of the jungle and he’s got a last minute inkling that Fash might go against all odds and manage to win it.
The Chris Moyles show is to be part of an exciting new competition called ‘Sweet FA’. The prize is the chance to win 2 tickets to see the FA cup final. Will explained the competition, but he completely stuffed it up and made it sound incredibly complicated. From what I could gather, the 2 winners, 1 a Southampton fan and 1 an Arsenal fan get to go to a pub, somewhere near Cardiff with 20 of their mates. Then they all battle against each other and the 2
luck winners get to go and see the game. Chris pointed out 2 flaws in this competition
1. The original winner won’t necessarily get to see the game
2. An Arsenal fan might have to go and see the game with a Southampton fan.
Will admitted that it possibly wasn’t the best thought out feature, but there was nothing he could do about it because it had all been organised.
Dave has got the worst song in the world to play. Its Fast Food Rockers with Fast Food Song. I forsaw this by one day. Chris has managed to notice that Dave is on the poll on Celebdaq for which celebrities partner should be on the list. You have the choice of Kylie, Jade Goody, Charlotte Church and Liz Hurleys other halfs along with Chris other half Comedy Dave. Dave commented that he felt uneasy as he saw a link between the other 4 being lovers and Chris and Dave are certainly not lovers. Will suggested they become fake lovers in a way to boost their shares. Dave is currently in the lead with a whopping 58% of the votes so he is more than likely to be added.

Daves Tedious Link
Brothers In Rhythm Such A Good Feeling - Such A Good Feeling is where I want to be - Bees make honey - Honey is sticky as is glue - Glue is made from melted down horses from the knackers yard - The word knackers shares many of the same letters as the word knockers - Kelly Brook has lovely knockers - Kelly Brook used to host the Big Breakfast - A big breakfast might contain some fried tomatos - Fried Green Tomatoes was a name of a film as was Weekend at Bernies 2 - Bernie is short for Bernard as in Bernard Matthews - Bernard Matthews makes Chicken Drummers - Drummers of a different kind were employed on Avril Lavignes Brit Awards performance - The name Avril is one of a very few girls names that start with A, much like Anneka - The worlds most famous Anneka was Anneka Rice - Rice comes in different types like boiled, fried and Saffron - And when you think of Saffron outside the world of rice you think of Saffron who was the lead singer with Republica - Which links us to Republica and Ready To Go

FLAWS
1. The film was called Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe
2. There are over 200 girls names that start with A
3. Saffron is not a type of rice, its a flavouring

Friday 9th May 2003 (sam/bob) [Posted Friday, May 9 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris had celebdaq guru Paddy O’Connel on the phone. Chris’s shares are going down and he’s a bit upset about it. He’s also got to completely revamp his portfolio as all his shares are rubbish. They campaigned to get Dave on the share list, even though he’s pretty much never been in the papers. Chris appealed to everyone to buy shares in him so his share prices go up.
Yes the daft girl was on again, Fiona lost again, how come we always love failures, it just makes you feel so better about yourself, doesnt it. Matt won Viaduct and this time he got some prizes. Fiona tried to sway Chris by saying she had a dream about him last night and Chris took her off the air to hear about the dream. It turned out to be a damp squib, so to speak.

Matt wins (could have this been a way as to not give out prizes for 3 days, mmm)
Linkin Park Meteora
Craig David Slicker Than Your Average
Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way
Gareth Gates LIVE DVD ( I misspelled this at the start as Gareth Gates LICE DVD, might have been more interesting than him singing)
Madonna American Life
X-Rated 200 Rudest Songs Ever book
Madonna Swept Away DVD, you know that one that really bombed in America because it was so poor that it never got released here.
Thankfully new contestants on Monday

Chris has a new parody. Wahey!, Its Flies Undone by Rob Williams. Dave reckoned it will get them a Sony nomination next year. Nope, it probably wont but do you actually care anyway, Ross has it sewn up.

Chris shares in Celebdaq
3500 Gwyneth Paltrow
2500 Noel Gallagher
1000 Liam Gallagher
105,831 Chris Moyles

Chris rang up Ray Stubbs through the BBC Internal Phone System. He said he uses it and says Whinger and Lawro picks up the phone. Tomorrows Footie Focus will have Sven Goran Erikkson and Noel Gallagher. Chris is going to the FA Cup Final with his girlfriend because she is a Gooner.

Daves Tedious Link
Duran Duran The Reflex - a reflex in the world of geometry is a type of angle - angle is an anagram of angel - angels have wings as do seagulls - The Seagulls is the nickname of Brighton and Hove Albion who play at the Withdean Stadium - Withdean is the perfect way to describe skater Jayne Torvill during their legendry Torvill and Dean heyday - Heyday rhymes with Mayday which is usually when anti capitalist run amok through London and demonstrate - Demonstrators wave banners - David Banner was the real name of the Incredible Hulk - Hulk Hogan shares the same name as the actor Paul Hogan who was married to his Crocodile Dundee co star Linda Koslowski - The reverse of lowski is Skee Lo who had a big hit with I Wish - I wish David Seaman would get his haircut and moustachied highwayman like David Seaman is not the only person called that name, there is Dave Seaman, the DJ who was one half of the combo Brothers in Rythym - Which links us to Brothers In Rythym with Such A Good Feeling

Thursday 8th May 2003 (sam/bob) [Posted Thursday, May 8 2003 by Uglybob]

THE INTEGRATED REVIEW

Chris had Justin inserts that he played Thru The Show. Chris gave away tickets for Madonnas mini gig tommorrow. Chris hadnt heard such loud screaming, Dave said it was like a pant wetting frenzy for most of the females. Chris said that 30 girls stood waiting for Chris to give him autographs. The security guards waggled a light to move them on but instead shone it on Wills grey hair. Chris and the team went for a drink before the gig.

Chris - I went to the pub with Dave, Will, Aled, Scottie, Nino and Fergus Dudley, our executive producer and Fergus and Dave were sitting together having a pint, me and Will sitting with a pint... Aled opposite and girls coming up ans saying Can I have your autograph Chris?, Would you pose for a photo? and then this one girl goes Oh I love your show, would you have a photo?, Is Comedy Dave here, where is he, my boyfriend wants to bum him!. I said What beg your pardon.. She said My boyfriend wants to bum him again and I asked her if I thought what i thought that she said was true. I looked round and asked Dave to come up for a photo, he was gone.
Dave - I was speechless, attractive an invite it was, I was having just a quiet pint
Chris - And we were just laughing and giggling cos it was a funny thing and Aled had just gone quiet and I said Aled, are you ok and clapped my hands in front of him and he said Oh i was just daydreaming!

The team had no material today as they were up late last night and were tired. Chris played Kerin winning the comp again and said she was the complete opposite and was very reserved although she did said Is that Dave Pearce when Mr Vitty walked in the room. Chris said that Kerin squealing reminded him of something, he played Aled screaming. Chris asked Will to empty his pockets because Chris had to pay £40 for the Chicken yesterday. Will dropped just over £2 on the table. Chris went through Wills wallet on air, because for some reason he’s down £40 from yesterday and wants it returned. Yelling “mind the moths” as he searched, Chris found in Will’s wallet – a blockbusters card, one £10 note fresh out the machine, a donor card (Dave said that someone gets his kebab after he dies), a library card, plus a condom that had a use by date of 1988 and a load of Spanish receipts for things such as lapdanceoss and el blowoss dollos.
Chris took the complete piss out of the Dreem Teem advert for Freeview. Tony Blackburn had another update on the Im A Celebrity and Chris said that he might have been on the booze. Honest Jingle Justin has created a parody of ‘Do it with Madonna’, called ‘Do it with Chris Moyles’. They can’t play it in full today because of ‘dubious’ language, but from the little bit they played it will be well worth listening to tomorrow! Uglybob here is getting quite sick of them.
Colin Murray joined the team for a couple of minutes and didnt know anything about the Welsh and Scottish in the Nations tonight. Chris went back to the BBC Internal Phone Directory. For some reason, the person who says Fergus Dudley afterwards says it in the campest voice possible. Chris tried Georgina Bowman (Success), David Gorilla after the news. Georgina is going to a big awards do and shes wearing a little black number today. She said that all the males in suits today look like they are all going to court.

WILL AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR
to be done for tomorrow

Daves Tedious Link
LL Cool J - LL Cool J stands for Ladies love Cool J (actually its James, Dave) - Jay is what close friends of Justin Timberlake, like them, call him - Call Him sounds a bit like Colin as in Colin McCrae, the famous Rally Driver - Rally Driver rhymes with Minnie Driver - Minnie Driver shares the same Christian name of both Mini Me and Minnie Mouse - Minnie Mouse has big ears as does Gary Lineker - Gary Lineker likes crisps as does Lisa Riley - Lisa Riley shares her surname with Mark Riley - Mark Riley is better known as lard - Lard rhymes with Bard - William Shakespeare was a famous bard - Shakespeares Sister were an early 90's duo consisting of Marcella Detroit and Siobhan Fahey from Bananarama - Bananarama featured on Band Aids Do They Know its Xmas in 1994 alongside a whole load of famous groups and singers including... Duran Duran - Which links us to Duran Duran and The Reflex

Wednesday 7th May 2003 (Sam/Sidla) [Posted Wednesday, May 7 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris was listening to the local radio station in Sheffield (presumably Hallam FM) and the DJ claimed that their station was solely responsible for getting Justin Timberlake into Sheffield and other radio stations are trying to steal their glory. Chris said this was rubbish, because it was Radio 1 who had all the Justin exclusives. (Just to clear this up, both Sheffield Arena and Hallam FM are owned by Clear Channel Entertainment and in recent years Sheffield Arena has been known as Hallam FM Arena, so in theory they could well be responsible for the fact that Justin's performing there.)
Chris was joined by Kevin and Joe, two of Justin's roadies. Apparently he's the man to have around. Kevin's worked with former legends such as New Kids On The Block. Chris asked Kevin if he could call Justin 'J'. Kevin said it should be fine as long as Justin could call Chris 'C'. Joe asked what 'the deal' is about football is in England. They're staying in the Manchester area and they came across a lot of people celebrating over the weekend. Chris explained that Man U had just won the title. He said if Kevin or Joe ever wants a team to support then they're more than welcome to support Leeds. Let's face it, they need all the support they can get, even if it is from a couple of Americans who knows nothing about Football.
A long long time ago (approximately 3 years) The Chris Moyles Show did the one big belly tour (yes that was 3 years ago, 3 YEARS AGO!), and their cameraman was Mark who was rubbish and only filmed certain parts of fit girls bodies. Well today they saw Mark again, he’s gone up in the world and is now working for Justin filming the show. Chris and Dave don’t understand how on earth he got the job.

NO TEDIOUS LINK
UNSURE WHETHER TO DO TRANSCRIPT OF INTERVIEW COS HE WAS A TOTAL KISS ASS

Tuesday 6th May 2003 [Posted Tuesday, May 6 2003 by Uglybob]

Only Will and Aled attended training today. Chris didn't have an excuse for his absence, however Scott has drawn up a new training schedule for him which was supposed to start today. Chris said Scott's going to update the schedule and they'll start it next week. The team are travelling up to Sheffield tonight and Chris appealed for listeners to recommend good pubs that is not too picky and will let them in with trainers. Aled said that tonight's the night that he's going to introduce them to Woo-Woos. Chris commented that van drivers will be careering of the road in Sheffield now they've been informed that they sell Woo-woos there.
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here update with Tony Blackburn: Anthony was moaning about his bush-tucker trial because he said he didn't have enough time. Ant and Dec nicknamed Anthony the Rebel Without A Clue. The celebrities were expecting John Fashanu to be the first person out, so they were all surprised when it was Sian. Tony thinks Phil Tuffnell will win it, because he's the only one who isn't complaining about the lack of food. The team had an exciting new hilarious feature: 'Where in the World'. Will has to try and guess the location of out famous places such as The Crucible, Meadowhall Shopping Centre, the birthplace of Jarvis and Joe Cocker and the place where 'The Full Monty' was filmed.
If you haven't guessed already then all these places are associated with Sheffield. Chris and Dave read these places out and the 'hilarious' thing about this feature is that Will gets it wrong every time. They ended with Huey Lewis to which Will replied This is a trick question... Sheffield. It was New York.
I thought Chris was joking when he said today we have the girl back on from yesterday for Viaduct. Unfortunately she was back, Fick Fiona, oh dear oh dear, that boyfriend of hers must be easily pleased, probably met her at Dyslexics Anonymous or something. If you thought it couldnt get worse, lets go into transcript mode

Chris - This is the common abbreviation for a public house.
Fi - Boozer.
Chris - This is where students hang out, 10 letters starts with U.
Matt - Pub.
Chris - This is an annual event where longhairs get together on a muddy field in Somerset to see who can avoid soap for the longest?
Fi - Help... Help, U? Help, U what, I dont understand that question can you repeat it please?
Chris - Ok, your question was where students hang out, 10 letters starts with U?
Fi - Is that a Youth Wing, I dunno!
Chris - A Youth Wing!
(Dave and Will start uncontrollably chuckling in the background)
Fi - Well it begins with U, a unit, UNION! UNION!
Chris - Ahh 10 letters, Union is it, its ok im not going to have a go at you today because it is a very difficult question (quite obviously taking the piss)...
Fi - University!!!
Dave and Chris - Whoooooooooooaaaaaaa, back of the net
Chris - Yeah, thats a hard one I know, where students hang out, begins with U?
Fi - But they dont hang out there, they work, study, they dont hang out.
Chris - Yeah they are there for 3 years or more and they dont hang out there, they dont live there the first year
Fi - Well they dont actually live in the university, do they?
Chris - They usually live at the University.
Fi - They live in halls of residence...
Dave - which are owned by the university.
Fi - Oh come on.
Chris - Well it wasnt going to be campus, union or flat, so unfortunately we have run out of time for todays game which leaves us in a bit of a quandry because Matt was unsure of the Phil Tufnell one but he got there in the end.
Matt - I got it quicker than she got hers.
Fi - No you didnt!
Matt - Definitely did
Chris - To be fair he did Fiona, however you know she had a very difficult question (I can sense the eyes looking up to the clouds). Whats a Youth Wing by the way Fiona and how do you spell it?
Fi - Yeah I know but I didnt know cos you got the spelling wrong.
Matt- Oh come on.
Chris - Yeah cos Dave you might have spelt Youth with a U.
Fi - Well yesterday you spelt cough wrong, you spelt it cuff.
Dave - No cough.
Fi - Well Aled spelt it to me cuff.
Chris - Aled, did you misspell that for her yesterday? Now Im know who im likely to believe in this situation today I must admit.
Aled - Well I had it out in front of me and I would have read it out as it was written on the page so Id be surprised if I misread it.
Matt - He was very precise with my answers when he gave me mine.
Fi - Well he would have been, wouldnt he have Matt?
Chris - Oh.
Dave - This is great.
Chris - They are like a bloody married couple. Hang on Matt, without interruption from Fiona, explain why you should be champion today to go on to tomorrow?
Matt - The reason why I should be champion is that yesterday she absolutely ballsed it up beyond all compare and she even had the answers and she still ballsed it up. Yesterday I won, no problem, today I won, small problem but not as big as hers and also I deserve to win because you didnt even tell me what I won yesterday.
Chris - Right ok, cos noone won thats why!
Matt - I won.
Chris - Oh right, I suppose you did, ahm Fiona tell us why you should win?
Fi - Umm, plenty of reasons, I have to listen, um umm, excuse me Matt

Chris - Fiona tell us why you should win?
Fi - Well im a gorgeous girl (find that hard to believe but anyways) and Matt lives in a measley village.
Matt - Its a lovely village, its a town actually.
Fi - Its a village.
Matt - No, its a town.
Chris - This is like being on one of them... chatrooms.
Dave - (astounded) This is like Sub Local Radio.
Will and Chris laughing
Dave - Its a village, its a town, its got a steeple WHO CARES!
Chris - Do you know, because you were stuck on the word university and thought that youth wing began with a U.
Matt - Oh no, tell me your not going to let her win.
Chris - Youve got to give it to her, she is fantastic entertainment and God bless her, she doesnt realise it but she is and I have to be brutally honest, callers that are this thick are very hard to find these days
Matt - Yes, but does that warrant winning a game?
Chris - Ill tell you what it does warrant, it warrants the pair of you coming back again tomorrow to battle it out one more time
Dave - Not tommorrow, Thursday, not doing it tommorrow cos were in Sheffield.
Matt - Have I won anything yet?
Chris - Just Radio recognition although Fiona has won lots of money.
Fi - Oh yes.
Chris - No im only joking.
Fi - Ive won a Radio 1 baseball cap.
Chris - Your not gonna get anything love at this rate.
Fi - Excuse me?
Chris (angry fit) Well you havent WON, youve ballsed it up TWICE and youve only been on TWO days. Im giving you the chance to come on again on Thursday!
Fi - And im gonna be there
Chris - Yeah, in body but maybe not in mind, good luck, get brushing up on your IQ. By the way did you watch that Test The Nation the other night
Fi - No it was boring.
Chris - Trouble working the telly...

Kerin won the Justin Timberlake competition. She was highly annoying as she kept squealing, its only a pop star shes meeting, he wont be heard of in 5 years time. The other 4 however got tickets to go and see.

Daves Tedious Link
The Clash Should I Stay Or Should I Go - Clash rhymes with Cash as in Craig Cash who played Dave in the Royle Family - The Royle Family was a creation of Caroline Aherne who was also responsible for Mrs Merton - Mrs Merton shares the surname with Paul Merton who is a team captain on Have I Got News For You - HIGNFY recently featured Martin Clunes as guest host who now looks favourite to land the job full time - Full Time is the opposite of part time as in Part Time Lover which was a hit for Stevie Wonder - Stevie Wonder shouldnt be mistaken for Golden Wonder who make crisps - Crisps come in many different flavours as does yoghurt - Yoghurt rhymes with Froggatt as in Steve Froggratt who used to play for Villa - A Villa is a house in Spain - Beaches in Spain are called Playas and when you think of the word playa and the world of US Urban Rap, you dont get much bigger playas than ladies favourite and love phenomenom LL Cool J - Which links us to LL Cool J and Phenomenom

Monday 5th May 2003 [Posted Monday, May 5 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris played a montage of all the Leeds and Arsenal goals in the match yesterday which Leeds won 3-2 to stay in the Premiership... and Ian Harte scored too!!! Chris ruined his Feeder singalong yesterday as he was too busy watching the Leeds match that Sky had installed backstage for him. Grant wasnt too impressed with Chris for not coming on. Chris also missed the White Stripes too and he complained about them because they were too loud and he couldnt hear the telly. There is something intensely wrong about all this.
Chris was peeved off that Scott Millls could do his show from Manchester filling in from Mark and Lard at 1pm. The hotel was like 30 seconds from the Manchester studio. Aled stayed in Manchester at the weekend but decided that the hotel that Radio 1 had booked for all the crew and presenters wasnt good enough. Aled decided to stay at the more swanky Mal Maison.
There was a game you could have played today called the Amazing Game. This could be played any time Chris sees a gig or a guest. Chris overuses the word Amazing in ridiculous amounts, maybe im bored but I counted 11. Rick Witter, from Shed Seven, joined Chris on the phone trying to promote their gigs this week, surprisingly not sold out, he says with a tongue placed firmly in cheek.
Chris had a game called Guess Who was Trolleyed in Manchester at the weekend. Dave suggested Lizzie and he was correct, Will was correct with his guess of the Breakfast show Producer Count Drunkula and Tim from Accountants who stayed up till half five this morning.

Jingle Justin Timberlake Day (Funny that on a Justin day, they didnt play any NSync records)
As a way of flimsy excuse, Jingle Justin on Justin Day was in Leicester Square, London and was giving away guff from the office and nothing Timberlake related. Courtesy of Justin, he wanted to go on a pub crawl. Jingle Dan left an hour ago with a lady friend. Justin was womanless standing in London wearing a pink cowboy hat, starsky and hutch sunglasses and a badge saying Kiss Me Im Irish. Justin threw in a kiss into the mix but that sort of deterred anybody to turn up, apart from a female but then found out she was only 15 so jailbait.

Viaduct The Revenge
Matt VS Fiona (a complete thicko 19 year old, quite laughable really, Aled gave her four of the answers but she couldnt get past the third question, she called Chris mean but he retorted and said that he gave her four of the answers, shes doing her A-Levels, God help us all, she hasnt a hope in hell!). I was going to write the questions out for this but theres no use because she hadnt a clue. It just goes to show how thick the people who ring into Radio 1 and get through are that they have to give them the first four answers.

Daves Tedious Link
KLF 3am Eternal - 3 Am is what time the 3 AM girls get up to do their make up - Make up is popular within the female and transvestite fraternity - Transvestites shares some letters with Transformers who are Robots in Disguise - Disguises are what Michael Jackson uses so that people dont recognise his children under their veils and blankets - Blankets combined with sheets are made to make bedding - The bedding in Lee from Blue's house must be constantly in the wash as a result of him being a serial bed wetter - Bed wetter rhymes with Red Setter which is a type of dog - Dogs have wet noses as do seals - Seals are very good at doing tricks with balls as does David Beckham - David Beckham works in Manchester and Manchester was the setting of yesterdays One Big Weekend which saw live performances from The Stereophonics, Feeder, White Stripes and Badly Drawn Boy to name but four - And before one of his songs, Badly Drawn Boy dedicated it to Joe Strummer - Which links us to The Clash and Should I Stay or Should I Go

Friday May 2nd 2003 (sidla/sam/bob) [Posted Friday, May 2 2003 by Uglybob]

Chris had a heavy night out last night and he sent Will a text message to let him know he didn't get to bed until 4:30am. Dave asked if it had started to get light when he left, but Chris said that by that time he couldn't really see. Aled was on location in Manchester with 2 pairs of free tickets to the One Big Weekend. He described his location and the first person that found him would win the free tickets. For the first pair of tickets Aled said he was stood near the location of a house where Richard & Judy used to live, near a row of pubs and at the base of a clock (Chris made him confirm that he said clock and not something else). When a group of people had found Aled it was up to Chris to decide who got the tickets. His choice was (obviously) between 2 women. One woman was wearing a purple top and Aled described her as 'hot' and the other girl had an exam. Chris was going to go for the girl in the
purple top, but Will said he should toss a coin to make it fairer. The girl with the exam won it. Chris read out the question and it took her a few minutes to work out the answer even though people in the background were beeping their horns to indicate the correct answer, Tecwen Whittock style.
Today in the Live Lounge were Feeder, and Grant came into the studio to talk to the team. He’s very tall, 6 foot 2. Last time Chris saw Feeder live, he wanted to go on stage and sing the ‘player player player’ echo from Buck Rodgers, but when they said he could he chickened out and has regretted it ever since. Grant said he can come on and do it on Sunday instead. Dave and Chris ask about the ‘cider from a lemon/eleven lyrics’, but Grant says he’s not going to spoil it for them. They don’t play Buck Rodgers much anymore because they’re worried that it’s all they will become known for, and they want people to focus on their new stuff.
There was a guy in press at Radio 1 who used to work for Sky, and Chris had a word with him about the Leeds - Arsenal game on Sunday. He managed to arrange it for them to have a TV with the match on live backstage at One Big Weekend. Dave reckoned Chris had become the J-Lo of Radio one with all his backstage demands. Half way through playing ‘Just The Way I’m Feeling’, one of them (missed who) broke a string on the guitar. But they carried on like the true professionals they are. Today was sport girl Juliet’s birthday (she’s 24 again), prompting Chris and Dave to sing ‘Go Juliet, it’s your birthday, gonna party like it’s your birthday, gonna get drunk like normal, on your birthday.’

Lets Play Viaduct
1. How do you pronounce F-U-E-L?
2. Complete the name of this urban musical combo So Solid ____?
3. Who plays their football at Upton Park?
4. Which name like Jordache, Steven and Brooking?
5. Whats the name of the artist we know as Badly Drawn Boy?
6. If you got a cough its important to take ______ medicine, rhymes with boff?

The prizes that Gavin won again
DVD Series 1 of Marion and Geoff
DVD of Walking with Cavemen
Matrix Reloaded soundtrack CD
Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way CD
Hot Hot Heat signed album
Har Mar Superstar album
Radio 1 Big Weekend T-Shirt (again!)

Daves Tedious Link
Manic Street Preachers - The Manics are a famous trio much like a Rod, Jane and Freddy - Freddie Kreuger was the star of Nightmare on Elm Street - Another famous street in the world in the fictional street Sesame Street, home of Mr Snufflelapogus and Big Bird - Lisa Riley is a big bird - Lisa Riley used to be in Emmerdale where she played a character called Mandy Dingle - The Dingle peninsula is in South West Ireland - Ireland is where Joe Elliott from Def Leppard now lives - A leopard cant change its spots - Spots are found on dalmations - Dalmations play in black and white as do Newcastle Utd - Newcastle play at St James Park as do Exeter City - Exeter City are in danger of being relegated as are Leeds Utd - Leeds look to be going into receivership to try and consolidate the plc and when you think of plc you think of other three letter abbrieviations containing the letter L such as the KLF - Which links us to KLF and 3AM Eternal

Thursday 1st May 2003 (sam and bob) [Posted Thursday, May 1 2003 by Uglybob]

Big Blubber 2
Aled – Had a very bad week, if he doesn’t start putting the effort in he’s in danger of losing his level of fitness.
Dave - Did a fitness test not very well, but overall had a fair week.
Will – Also cocked up the cycle fitness test, missed the football session and was quite poor in the gym.
Chris – Currently has the best attitude to training of all the team, worked really hard again this week. Chris is at the moment a real inspiration for the team and retained the licky licky brown nose trophy.

The equipment in the studio was playing up again, really irritating Chris. Dave had two Guess Whos. First one was ex Top Gear and now on Channel 5 bald coot Quentin Wilson. Second was Josie D'arby, ex Childrens BBC host and now in Merseybeat. For the second day in a row, Chris played tumbleweeds, big ben chiming and whistles to put of David Garrido. Chris wanted to know after the news about why a funfair was only fined £1000 for someone getting injured as a result of a faulty ride. Chris said he was in a similar incident, the ride juddered and bolted him forward but luckily he could hold back. He could hear from below the person who usually did the slow halt shouting at the new trainee whom he was teaching, so that was the last time Chris went on funfair ride.

Viaduct The Revenge
Gavin from Torquay VS Hannah from Swansea (she has nice boobies)
Gavin Wins

Prizes
Doctor Who DVD - The tales of Weng Chang with Tom Baker
Coogans Run
David Sneedon album, Aaliyah best of album, Massive Attack album, Run DMC Greatest Hits
One Big Weekend T-shirt

1. This is what you put on your feet after your socks?
2. Leicester company Walkers are famous for making what?
3. Which names links Lucy, Glitter and Lineker?
4. Well known snooker player _____ Davis
5. This is what you call someone who cuts up and serves meet?
6. _______ Pat had a black and white cat?
7. Complete the name of this storybook character Fungus the _______ Man
8. You find this up your nose S-N-something-T
9. The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful ___ green boat?
10. How do you pronounce P.I.T.H?
11. Type of hair rinse associated with old ladies ____ Rinse
12. What is the plural for Gonad?
13. What is the plural for Bullock?
14. This is Michael Winners three word catchphrase from the E-sure advert?
15. This is a film about a deer B-MBI?
16. Sylvester Stallones all action hero R-AMBO?
17. What is Aleds surname?
18. Complete this title of film about Whales Moby _____?
19. This is Wills nickname _____ 'Ed

Aled with two unintentional lines in the quiz
Gavin, your parcel is huge!

Aled - Gavin might want to give her one
Dave - Well im sure after what she said about herself im sure he would

Chris trailed One Big Weekend where he is hooking up with drinking partner Fergie. Chris has demanded a satellite dish in the backstage area so he can watch Arsenal play Leeds on Sky Sports. Dave said it didnt really matter as they were going to get hammered anyway. Chris predicted a 3-0 win to Leeds, but then again were talking about Chris. My prediction is more unbiased, a 1-0 win to Arsenal in a scrappy game with few chances, from a Spurs supporter so there!

Daves Tedious Link
MC Lyte Cold Rock A Party - If you take away the MC you get light as in Ski Lite which is a type of yoghurt - Yoghurt contains bacteria as does Wills flat - Flat rhymes with Cat - Cats have four legs as do Cows - Cows make milk - Milk is delivered to the dairy - If you mix up the spelling you can also get diary as in the Diary Room in Big Brother - Big Brother is also the name of Oasis record label - Oasis have siblings in their group as do the Osmonds - Osmonds shares most of the letters in the word Almonds - Almonds are a type of nut - Nuts are the favoured food of squirrels - Squirrels have bushy tails as do foxes - Foxes make glacier mints - A different type of mince is used to make Shepherds Pie - The name Shepherd comes from the two words Sheep and Herd - Sheep like to hang out in hills and valleys and when you think of the valleys, you think of South Wales, home to Tom Jones, Stereophonics and of course The Manic Street Preachers - Which links us to Manic Street Preachers and La tristesse durera (scream to a sigh)