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Radio One Online Chat Transcript, 21st February 2001
Who would you want to appear on the show? Moyles: Probably anybody better than they've actually organised. I met a lap dancer at Stringers who was from Russia. She was quite nice. I think her name was Strudle. It would be nice to have Robbie Williams on singing. Or Will Smith. Or anybody I've maybe even slightly heard of What are you getting or have you got anything already (for his Birthday)? Moyles: I haven't got anything yet. The surprise is they've got me nothing. Here comes the boring stuff... How did you start in the radio business? Moyles: I pestered the local radio station until they let me come in and make the coffee and answer the phones ... and eventually the boss was worn down Do u enjoy your job and was it your life time ambition? Moyles: Yeah What do you honestly think you would be doing if you weren't the Saviour of Radio 1? A contender for the world's strongest man? A jockey? Moyles: I'd be a nuclear physicist What are your plans for the future? Moyles: Go home and watch the Leeds game Would you like to do more television work in the near future? Moyles: Maybe. I don't know. Tv takes too long, however the money's great, so never say never. How long do you think you're going to stay @ Radio1? Moyles: Well, Mayo's just done 15 years, so I'd be happy if I got another 15 months in before I'm fired. What's the thing that you got told off the most for? Moyles: T & B's, but you have to guess what T & B's stands for What things have you wanted to do that you've never been able to? Dave: There's been nothing major. Sometimes there's stuff we can't do for legal reasons When r we gonna hear more getolife? Dave: We've been dropped Are you going to bring out an album of your parodies Moyles: When we've actually managed to record 12 decent song parodies. we haven't got enough for an album yet. We'd do 12 brand new songs, and 14 for the DVD What's happened to Lizzie's Celebrity Shopathon? Moyles: It was dropped because it was shit. It was cheap, tacky bilge. Do you allow people to visit you and watch you at work? I am a podium dancer in various clubs...I'm sure you wouldn't turn down the opportunity to see a girl in her G-string, would you? Moyles: Can we get a picture of her? We'll ring her, but if she's a minger, then she can't come in. That's not sexist because we don't let ugly blokes in either Chris, we all love u. Have you ever been threatened with physical violence after slagging people off on air? Moyles: No Are you not sick of working 6 days a week? What do you do on your day off? Moyles: No, 6 days a week isn't that bad, becuase the sat show finishes at 1, so if we weren't working, we'd be just getting out of bed. The money's great. We now get paid £30 a show Dave, what's the nastiest thing Chris has ever said to you, and does it hurt? Dave: It doesn't hurt. It's part of the job. He pisses me off on a weekly basis. Do you make up most of what you say on-air or is it planned? Moyles: It's made up as we go along Why do you never shut up and let us listen to the songs? Moyles: We don't want her listening to the show any more. Go and listen to Dr. Fox Comedy Dave - Are you the narator off Shipwrecked? Dave: No, but I wish I was, because that'd be cashmungous. I am available for voice overs Who, except you of course, do you think is the best DJ on Radio 1? Moyles: It was Simon Mayo If you hate your ringtone, why don't you just buy a new phone instead of scabbing one off a phone company by plugging their brandname? Moyles: Because if I can get it for free, what's the point in paying for it? Who would you rather Have Kylie or Rachel from S Club? Moyles: That's a hard one. I'd say Kylie Hi chris and dave! do you like will or rhys better and lizzie or simon/mel? Moyles: Will better than Rhys. Lizzie better than Melinda I'm being serious....if i streaked at wimbledon (the tennis) at the womens final would you sponsor me? Moyles: Yes, but he has to write Moyles on his front and back in big letters How many pints can u drink without falling over?? Dave: If it's Will, then 3 What does Lizzy look for in a man Lizzie: He has to be clean. Good sense of humour, lots of money, good snowboarder ... or alternatively, Chris, Dave or Will How is the fitness going? Moyles: Great. Lizzie's a bit lazy How did you come up with the great receptionist stopwatch challenge? It is pure genius, it really is. Dave: That must have been me then What do you think of your fans that sit outside every Saturday? Dave: They're great and we love them all! What is your prefered colour of toilet roll? Moyles: White, like the Leeds home kit Is it easy to handle chris or do you tell him nothing because it'll be on air tomorrow Will: It's easy to handle, and I don't tell him anything that I don't want to end up on the air. He's very well-behaved. Chris - If you only have the futon bed thingy, where does ya mum sleep? Moyles: Who said my mum is staying at my place. How do you know she's not staying in a top-notch hotel? She's not, as it turns out... Are small ones more juicy? (question from 48DD) Moyles: No, and can you send a picture? Do you really loathe Geri Halliwell? Moyles: We've talked about this to death on the air when there was Geri overkill... she's got an opinion on everything. Will, would you say working with Chris is the pinnacle of your career? Will: No, not in the slightest Is one big belly coming back this summer??? Moyles: It doesn't look like it. Have any of your guests ever walked out of the show? who? Dave: Kenickie were a pain Will Dave the photographer ever make a come back, we are missing him? Dave: Possibly, maybe What is your favourite song around at the moment? Moyles: Gorillaz - 'Clint Eastwood'. I like that Lizzie why are you single? Are you really that ugly??? Lizzie: Yes. You can find me on mingers.com Why is Will so against having Page 3 girls on the show..? Moyles: Can we just say that Lizzie is beautiful, she's very charming, funny and sexy, but she's not page 3 material What does Frank Skinner talk about when he's out, does he crack jokes? Moyles: He's a nice guy. He did tell a couple of witty anecdotes which were funny Chris, if you were any member of any boyband, who would it be and why? Dave: I'd be Lionel Richie from The Commodores Lizzie - was your mother really drunk at your christening, I actually like the name Suzette!!! Lizzie: Suzette's a French name. My grandma's French-Canadian What do you guys talk about inbetween the records? Dave: We paint watercolours Dave - your "Girls going to football" predictions are amazingly accurate - how do you do it? Dave: It's just intelligent guess-work. I think I'm fairly knowledgeable on football Do you realise you have a big following in the pimp community? Dave: Are they a recognised community? So, what do you really think of Polly 3am? Moyles: Because she has a face like a dog that's been chasing parked cars. And I bought her a sex toy and she still hasn't answered whether she's used it yet What would you do if you were boss of radio 1 for the week? Moyles: I would bring back Bruno Brookes and Simon Bates Idea for TV - Would you go on "Blind Date" ? Moyles: No Why don't you try Secret Squirrel on someone famous?.... Think of the scandal!!! Dave: Well, funny you should say that, but that's perhaps part 2... Why can't i pick up girls? Dave: You're not strong enough What do you think of the Eminem and Elton duo? Moyles: I think it's great. Dave and I are planning for next year's Brit Awards that Ghetto Life, Steps, Cleopatra and B*witched are going to team up and do a Carpenters medley What's your preference, a g-string or briefs? Moyles: G string How did you meet Jon Culshaw? What's his best impression? Is he coming back? Moyles: He was working for another radio station in London and we nicked him. Dave, where did you learn to rap so well. Dave: On the mean streets of Warrington. How does it feel to be the most popular DJ in Skelmersdale? Dave: It's the highest accolade one can have Do you ever get sick of listening to music? Moyles: No because the music on radio 1 is oh-so-great Dave, why in your TV show did you always wear stupid outfits? Moyles: Becuase Chris refused! Have you ever been really late for a live show? Moyles: Yes, because of the effects of alcohol and excess Chris you always chat with the newsbeat people. Do you think they hate you? Moyles: There are a few individuals who don't appreciate the gag What is your favourite Website? Moyles: Well, the Stringfellows site is quite impressive, I must admit Moyles: Thank you very much to all the lonely sad internet geeks, who've sat in front of their computers for the past hour, but I actually have to go to the pub now ...and Lizzie and I are going to make red-hot passionate love
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